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<i>THIS IS THE STORY OF ONE OF
AMERICA'S GREAT UNSUNG HEROES.</i>

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<i>I MEAN, YOU'VE SEEN HIM, BUT
YOU NEVER KNEW WHO HE WAS.</i>

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<i>YOU'VE CHEERED FOR
HIM AND CRIED FOR HIM,</i>

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<i>WOMEN HAVE WANTED
TO DIE FOR HIM.</i>

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<i>BUT DID HE EVER GET ANY
CREDIT? OR THE GIRL? NO.</i>

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<i>HE WAS WHAT WE CALL A STUNTMAN.</i>

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<i>AND THE REASON I'M TALKIN'
SO FONDLY ABOUT HIM IS...</i>

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<i>WELL, BECAUSE IT'S
ME, COLT SEAVERS.</i>

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<i>ANYWAY, PICTURE WORK ISN'T
WALL-TO-WALL EMPLOYMENT.</i>

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<i>SO MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW A
GUY KEEPS HIS HEAD TOGETHER.</i>

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<i>WELL, ONE WAY IS TO
WAIT BY THE PHONE...</i>

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<i>AND WAIT... AND WAIT.</i>

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<i>THE OTHER IS TO TAKE AN OCCASIONAL
JOB FOR THE COURT SYSTEM...</i>

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<i>OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA,</i>

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<i>WHERE A MAN IS CONSIDERED
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.</i>

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<i>UNFORTUNATELY, SOMETIMES
A LOT OF THESE PEOPLE...</i>

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<i>GET OUT OF JAIL ON
WHAT WE CALL BAIL.</i>

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<i>AND THEY RUN LIKE HELL.</i>

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<i>THAT'S WHERE I COME IN. I SOMETIMES
PICK UP RENT MONEY TRYIN' TO FIND THEM...</i>

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<i>AND BRING THEM BACK TO JUSTICE.</i>

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<i>IT CAN BE REAL INTERESTING WORK.</i>

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<i>I REMEMBER ONE
CASE IN PARTICULAR.</i>

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<i>THE GUY USED THE DARNEDEST
DISGUISES TO KEEP GETTING AWAY FROM ME.</i>

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<i>WHEN I FINALLY CAUGHT UP
WITH HIM, IT GAVE ME QUITE A KICK.</i>

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I'M SORRY, BUT YOU
CAN'T COME IN HERE.

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OH, IT'S OKAY. I'M A RELATIVE.

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I KNOW, BUT MR. SMITH LEFT STRICT
INSTRUCTIONS THAT NO ONE'S ALLOWED IN.

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OH, BUT, MISS, THE
MERE SOUND OF MY VOICE

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WILL MAKE SUCH A
DIFFERENCE IN HIS CONDITION.

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YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

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- YOU SEE? HE'S ALREADY UPSET.
- IT'S ONLY BECAUSE
HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S ME.

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- I'LL COME A LITTLE CLOSER.
- NO!

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I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET AN
ORDERLY! I THINK THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

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IT'S ME, COLT SEAVERS, YOUR FRIENDLY
NEIGHBORHOOD BOUNTY HUNTER.

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YOU DIRTY, ROTTEN...

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HARVEY, YOU'VE HAD SOME
SURE GOOD DISGUISES IN THE PAST,

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BUT THIS ONE SURE
TAKES THE CAKE.

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<i>STOP! PLEASE STOP!</i>

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THIS IS FOR THE WOMAN
YOU SHOT IN THE BANK.

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THIS IS FOR THE OFFICER
YOU RAN DOWN IN YOUR CAR.

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AND THIS IS FOR ME AND THREE MONTHS
OF AGGRAVATION IN TRYING TO FIND YOU.

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I KNEW HE'D BE REAL
EXCITED TO SEE ME.

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COLT, YOU DID IT. YOU FOUND HIM.

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YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD
THAT COULD HAVE. YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

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AH, DON'T FORGET MY CHECK.
COLT, WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE.

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THERE'S ALL THIS PAPERWORK. YOU
JUST CAN'T GO OFF AND LEAVE ME LIKE THIS.

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OH, YES, I CAN.

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COLT! WHERE YOU GOING?

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TO A FIRE.

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TO A FIRE?

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<i>OH, IT'S ON FIRE!</i>

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<i>ISN'T SOMEBODY
GONNA HELP HIM OUT?</i>

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CUT! ALL RIGHT!

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<i>HOLD IT! HOLD IT!
DON'T PUT HIM OUT YET!</i>

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<i>HEY, GET HIM OUT OF
HERE! WHO IS THAT IDIOT?</i>

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<i>WHO IS THAT GUY? GET RID OF HIM.</i>

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COLT, THAT WAS FAR AND AWAY THE MOST
EXCITING STUNT I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE.

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YEAH, IT FELT PRETTY GOOD.
THOUGHT I'D DIED AND GONE TO HELL.

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<i>WE'LL SEE YOU ON
THE NEXT PICTURE.</i>

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LET'S GET THE
FIRST TEAM IN HERE.

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I WANT A CLOSE-UP OF JIM COBURN
COMING OUT OF THE CAR, AND...

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<i>AND LOCK THAT IDIOT UP
AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.</i>

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DON'T THROW IT TOO
FAR. HE'S A RELATIVE.

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COLT, THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE!

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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOIN' HERE? WELL, I CAME BACK.

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WHAT IS THIS, A SEMESTER BREAK OR
SOMETHING? WELL, IT'S SORT OF A LONG STORY.

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<i>JUST GIVE ME THE</i>
READER'S DIGEST <i>VERSION.</i>

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- WE'RE READY FOR YOU, JIM.
<i>- OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT OUT.</i>

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COLT!

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LISTEN, MAN, THAT WAS
FANTASTIC, THAT STUNT.

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<i>YOU'VE GOTTA BE INSANE.</i>

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- THANK YOU.
- YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME, JIM.

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- GOOD LUCK WITH
THE REST OF THE PICTURE.
- AH.

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WASN'T THAT JAMES
COBURN IN PERSON?

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YEAH. HE GENERALLY WORKS
HIS PICTURES IN PERSON.

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THEY ALL NEED HELP, THOSE GUYS.

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MAJOR PSYCHIATRIC HELP.

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THAT FANCY
EASTERN COLLEGE. YEAH, WELL, I'M BACK.

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THE IVY LEAGUE TAUGHT
ME EVERYTHING I NEED

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TO KNOW ABOUT BEING
RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE YOU.

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I LEARNED IT ALL, COLT. RICH AND
FAMOUS LIKE ME? YOU AIN'T LEARNED IT ALL.

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THE DRINK WAS LATE.

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WELL, I COULDN'T WATCH.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD.
THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T WATCH.

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WELL, I PEEKED.

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IT WAS TERRIBLE. I FIGURED
THE CAR CRASH KILLED HIM.

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THEN WHEN I SAW THAT
ROARING FIRE... LORD!

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- I CAN'T WAIT TO GET IN
ON THAT GOOD STUFF.
- GET IN ON WHAT GOOD STUFF?

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COLT, I'VE COME TO PAY YOU BACK
FOR PUTTIN' ME THROUGH SCHOOL.

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I DON'T WANT TO BE
PAID BACK. YOUR DAD DID

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MORE FOR MY FAMILY
THAN I COULD EVER REPAY.

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AH, WELL, LIKE FATHER, LIKE
SON. I'M HERE TO HELP YOU, COLT.

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HELP ME DO WHAT?

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AH! FIRST OF ALL... YOU
DON'T MIND IF I SMOKE, DO YOU?

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YES. YES.

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FIRST OF ALL, I'M GONNA
BE YOUR MANAGER.

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MY MANAGER? <i>RIGHT.</i>

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<i>CONSIDERING ALL THE GREAT
MOVIES YOU'VE DONE, COLT,</i>

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YOU'D BE AMAZED AT HOW MANY OF MY
FRIENDS AT SCHOOL HAVE EVER HEARD OF YOU.

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- YEAH? HOW MANY?
- NONE.

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<i>SECOND, YOU'RE GETTING
ALONG IN YEARS, COLT,</i>

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AND I HATE TO SEE YOU DOING THESE
DANGEROUS STUNTS ON YOUR OWN.

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<i>SO, I'VE THOUGHT IT OVER,
AND I'M WILLING TO PITCH IN...</i>

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AND SORT OF TAKE OVER AS YOU PULL
BACK AND ENJOY YOUR GOLDEN YEARS.

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- GOLDEN YEARS?
- AFTER YOU'VE WATCHED ME
RUN THE BUSINESS A WHILE,

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YOU'LL PROBABLY BE
ABLE TO TAKE OVER THAT

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PART OF IT, AND I'LL
MOVE INTO THE LIMELIGHT.

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LET ME GET THIS
THING STRAIGHT HERE.

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YOU SPENT SEVEN YEARS IN SCHOOL TO
LEARN TO BECOME A STUNTMAN? RIGHT.

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BUT WITH ME AS YOUR PARTNER,
WE'LL BOTH GO A LOT FURTHER...

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BECAUSE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO REAP
THE BENEFITS OF MY LONG EDUCATION.

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- AH. CAN YOU TAKE A PUNCH?
- CAN I WHAT?

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TAKE A PUNCH. YOU'VE SEEN
STUNTMEN TAKE PUNCHES, HUH?

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<i>OH, HELL, YES. I WAS ON THE YALE
BOXING TEAM FOR ALMOST A YEAR.</i>

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<i>IN FACT, I...</i>

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WAS THAT SOME KIND OF A
TEST YOU GIVE STUNTMEN?

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NO. THAT WAS JUST ME TRYING
TO KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF.

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WOW, I THOUGHT L.A. WAS FLAT.

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WHAT'S UP HERE,
A RANGER STATION?

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MY HOUSE.

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OH, I'LL BET IT'S SOME KIND OF
A HOLLYWOOD CASTLE, ISN'T IT?

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KID, EXACTLY WHAT DID YOU DO WITH
ALL THOSE YEARS YOU WASTED IN SCHOOL?

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WASTED? DO YOU KNOW WHAT
YOU'VE GOT WORKIN' WITH YOU?

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A WALKING ENCYCLOPEDIA.

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I HAD A YEAR OF ACCOUNTING
AT OKLAHOMA, A YEAR

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OF PRELAW AT HARVARD,
A YEAR OF BUSINESS AT...

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NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD IT.

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I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU
TOOK A YEAR OF HERE AND THERE.

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I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU
GOT ALL THE WAY THROUGH.

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WHAT DID YOU GET
YOUR DIPLOMA IN?

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HELLO? COME IN, KID.

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COLT, I'M UPSET AT
YOUR TONE OF VOICE.

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WELL, MUST BE THE ALTITUDE.

134
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NO, IT'S YOUR ATTITUDE.

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YOU'D THINK THE OLD COCK WAS AFRAID OF
THE NEW ROOSTER IN TOWN OR SOMETHING.

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THAT'S IT.

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WHAT DID WE HIT?

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ROCK BOTTOM.

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MY UNCLE TURNED OUT A DRY HOLE.

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WHY ARE WE STOPPING HERE?
WHERE'S YOUR HOLLYWOOD MANSION?

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IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK YOUR HIGHNESS,
WOULD YOU MIND GRABBING A COUPLE OF BAGS?

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IS SOMETHING DISTURBING COLT?

143
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<i>SURE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO HELP
YA, JODY? JUST TRY NOT TO GET LOST.</i>

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WHAT A GREAT
PLACE FOR A MANSION.

145
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<i>AND LOOK AT THAT VIEW. WOW!</i>

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HEY, COLT!

147
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WANT ME TO STOW
THIS GEAR IN THAT SHED?

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THIS ISN'T A SHED.
IT'S MY HOUSE.

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<i>THAT'S</i> YOUR HOUSE?

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I'LL TAKE THESE BAGS.

151
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THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN
TRYING TO TELL YOU, KID.

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PEOPLE DON'T ALL LIVE
IN MANSIONS OUT HERE.

153
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THAT'S ALL RIGHT, COLT.

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WE'LL BUILD YOUR BIG
HOUSE AS SOON AS THE

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MONEY STARTS ROLLING
IN AND WE'VE GOT IT MADE.

156
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KID, NOBODY HAS IT MADE IN THIS
TOWN, AND THE MONEY RARELY ROLLS IN.

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ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THEY DON'T
PAY YOU BIG MONEY TO SET YOURSELF ON FIRE?

158
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SURE, I CAN MAKE AS
MUCH AS $5,000 IN A DAY.

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<i>BUT IT ONLY COMES ALONG
EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.</i>

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THE REST IS A FEW HUNDRED
HERE, A FEW HUNDRED THERE.

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NOT THE KIND OF THING YOU SPEND
SEVEN YEARS IN SCHOOL TO GET IN ON.

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HEY, YOU'VE GOT HORSES!

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<i>WE'LL TAKE A RIDE LATER.</i>

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<i>COLT, TELEPHONE.</i>

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<i>IT'S SOAPY.</i>

166
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I HOPE YOU LISTEN TO HIM. WHATEVER HE TELLS
YOU TO DO, WELL, THAT'S GONNA BE GOSPEL.

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EVEN IF IT MEANS
GOING BACK HOME.

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LOOK, DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME MESSIN'
UP YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH COLT.

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I'M JUST LOOKING FOR A
LITTLE SPACE OF MY OWN HERE.

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MY RELATIONSHIP WITH COLT? LOOK, I
AM NOTHING BUT A HIRED HAND. OKAY?

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I CAN THINK OF A LOT OF
THINGS I'D HIRE YOU FOR,

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AND YOUR HANDS WOULDN'T
EVEN BE ON THE LIST.

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UNLESS YOU WANT TO SPEND
THE NIGHT PICKING UP YOUR TEETH,

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YOU'LL WATCH THE WAY
YOU TALK AND LOOK AT ME.

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DO WE UNDERSTAND EACH
OTHER? YES, MA'AM. I'M ALL BUSINESS.

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GOOD.

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- WON'T BE DOING
ANY RIDING TONIGHT.
- SAYS WHO?

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- SAYS SAMANTHA.
- WHO?

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SOAPY, I CAN'T HELP YA. I GOT A RELATIVE IN
TOWN. I GOTTA GET HIM STRAIGHTENED OUT.

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COLT, WHO PICKS YOU
UP OFF THE SIDEWALK...

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WHEN YOU CAN'T MAKE THE
PAYMENTS ON YOUR SHINY NEW TRUCK?

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IT SEEMS TO ME I'VE HELPED
KEEP YOU GOING TOO, SOAPY.

183
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BUT THIS IS ONE TIME
I REALLY NEED YOU.

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AND YOU CAN HELP
A FRIEND TO BOOT.

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- COUNTRY JOE? WHAT'D HE DO?
- AGGRAVATED ASSAULT.

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HE PUNCHED OUT HIS MANAGER.

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- THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE COUNTRY JOE.
- REALLY?

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HOW ABOUT JUMPING BAIL AND
FAILING TO SHOW UP FOR HIS HEARING?

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I'M ON THE HOOK FOR A $5,000 BOND, AND
THEY TELL ME HE'S RIGHT HERE IN THE CITY.

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00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:24,835
COLT, THIS IS THE THIRD GUY
THAT'S RUN OUT ON ME THIS MONTH.

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LOOK, SOAPY, I CAN'T SPEND
ALL NIGHT CHASING HIM.

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BUT MAYBE I CAN MAKE A COUPLE OF
CALLS AND GET HIM TO TURN HIMSELF IN.

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- GIVE ME
WHAT INFORMATION YOU GOT.
- THANK YOU, COLT.

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- I WON'T FORGET YOU FOR THIS.
- ALL RIGHT... 7-4-2-0.

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HOW DO I LOOK?

196
00:13:41,538 --> 00:13:44,189
LIKE YOU STOLE WILLIE
NELSON'S CLOTHES.

197
00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:48,810
BORROWED. I LOOK ON THIS LIKE IT'S
THE ARMY. I CAN'T BE OUT OF UNIFORM.

198
00:13:48,878 --> 00:13:52,129
UH, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING
IN A LITTLE BIGGER BELT BUCKLE?

199
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,132
JODY.

200
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,187
TYPE OUT THIS WARRANT, WILL YOU?

201
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:02,167
IS COUNTRY JOE IN TROUBLE?

202
00:14:02,191 --> 00:14:04,125
AH, HE PUNCHED OUT DOC RYDER.

203
00:14:04,193 --> 00:14:06,171
OH, THAT DOESN'T SOUND LIKE JOE.

204
00:14:06,195 --> 00:14:08,496
JUMPING BAIL DOESN'T
SOUND RIGHT EITHER.

205
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:14,836
- HELLO?
- UH, COLT SEAVERS.

206
00:14:14,904 --> 00:14:18,822
I HATE TO BE MAKIN' THIS CALL, BUT, MRS.
WALKER, I NEED TO GET IN TOUCH WITH JOE.

207
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:23,477
- HE'S NOT HERE.
- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS
EXCEPT STRAIGHT ON.

208
00:14:23,546 --> 00:14:26,881
YOU KNOW HE'S JUMPED BAIL AND, WELL,
I'VE GOT TO SEE THAT HE TURNS HIMSELF IN.

209
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,928
WELL, JOE'S GOT
THESE NEW FRIENDS,

210
00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:31,992
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW HE GOT
MIXED UP WITH THEM OR WHY,

211
00:14:32,021 --> 00:14:35,005
BUT THEY'RE RESPONSIBLE
FOR THE TROUBLE HE'S IN.

212
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:39,443
ANY IDEA WHERE THESE PEOPLE ARE? NO. HE
COULD BE AT ANY ONE OF A DOZEN HANGOUTS.

213
00:14:39,512 --> 00:14:42,207
AND, COLT, IF THEY'RE
WITH HIM, WATCH OUT.

214
00:14:42,231 --> 00:14:45,883
THANKS, MRS. WALKER. I'LL
TRY AND TAKE CARE OF JOE TOO.

215
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,837
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

216
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,907
TO GO GET JOE.

217
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,759
YOU DON'T PACK THAT THING
UNLESS YOU'RE EXPECTING TROUBLE.

218
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,598
IT'S A MOVIE GUN, JODY.
THREE-QUARTER LOAD BLANKS.

219
00:15:00,667 --> 00:15:02,907
I ONLY PACK IT TO
IMPRESS PEOPLE.

220
00:15:05,789 --> 00:15:09,741
COLT, IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY COP, AT
LEAST USE REAL BULLETS. WHERE WE GOIN'?

221
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,788
WELL, "WE" AREN'T GOING
ANYWHERE. I GOT AN ERRAND TO RUN.

222
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:15,747
JODY'LL FIX YOU A SANDWICH
BEFORE SHE GOES HOME.

223
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:19,016
BUNK IN ON THE COUCH AND I'LL SEE
YOU BEFORE YOU LEAVE IN THE MORNING.

224
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,486
WAIT A MINUTE. SLOW DOWN!

225
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:24,471
COLT, MAYBE YOU'D BETTER
EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO ME.

226
00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:27,474
IF YOU LOOK IN THE GLOVE BOX,
YOU'LL FIND THE FEDERAL LAW...

227
00:15:27,543 --> 00:15:30,477
THAT DEFINES LEGAL RESTRICTIONS IN
GOING AFTER A DANGEROUS FUGITIVE.

228
00:15:30,546 --> 00:15:33,765
- NOW, HOW'D YOU KNOW
THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA ASK?
- THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY ASKS.

229
00:15:33,833 --> 00:15:35,747
<i>"HOW IS IT THAT A
PRIVATE CITIZEN CAN GO</i>

230
00:15:35,771 --> 00:15:37,952
<i>PLACES AND DO THINGS
THAT SOME POLICE CAN'T?"</i>

231
00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:40,954
IT'S ALL IN THAT OLD LAW
ON THAT ONE PIECE OF PAPER.

232
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:44,263
WOW, COLT! ACCORDING TO THIS, YOU DON'T
NEED WARRANTS OR COURT ORDERS OR ANYTHING.

233
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,114
AND IT'S A GOOD
THING, 'CAUSE FUGITIVES

234
00:15:46,138 --> 00:15:48,295
USUALLY DON'T WAIT
AROUND FOR YOU TO GET HELP.

235
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:52,983
COLT, UM, WHAT HAPPENS
IF A FUGITIVE TRIES TO, UM...

236
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:54,968
WHAT, KILL ME? <i>MMM.</i>

237
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,971
MAY AS WELL SAY IT. DESPERATE
MEN DO DESPERATE THINGS.

238
00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:02,209
- WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I'M JUST A HOLLYWOOD STUNTMAN
IN BETWEEN PICTURES.

239
00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:05,263
- SO I TRY TO SWEET-TALK 'EM.
- AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK?

240
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,232
WELL, HOPEFULLY, I FALL
BACK ON SOME OF THE

241
00:16:07,256 --> 00:16:09,316
STUNTS AND TRICKS I'VE
LEARNED OVER THE YEARS.

242
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:13,654
LISTEN, LEVEL WITH ME, COLT. DO YOU EVER
REALLY HAVE TO LOAD THAT GUN OF YOURS?

243
00:16:13,723 --> 00:16:15,656
OH, SURE.

244
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,774
WHEN I GO HUNTING.

245
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,867
LOOK OUT!

246
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:30,121
BOY, THIS JUST ISN'T YOUR DAY.

247
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,690
IT'S NOT HIS EITHER.
LOOK AT HIM WEAVE.

248
00:16:34,110 --> 00:16:37,811
<i>WOW, IS THIS A GOOD TIME.</i>

249
00:16:39,966 --> 00:16:42,182
LOOK OUT!

250
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,184
OH, GEEZ!

251
00:16:45,789 --> 00:16:49,022
YOU HIT HIM! YOU HIT THE BOY!

252
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,377
<i>BREAKER! BREAKER! ANYBODY.
THIS IS AN EMERGENCY.</i>

253
00:16:53,445 --> 00:16:55,364
ACCIDENT AT YUCCA AND
GOWER. WE GOT A CHILD

254
00:16:55,388 --> 00:16:57,331
DOWN IN THE STREET.
WE NEED THE PARAMEDICS.

255
00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,906
DON'T MOVE, SON.
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

256
00:17:05,975 --> 00:17:08,442
JUST DON'T MOVE RIGHT NOW. OKAY?

257
00:17:08,511 --> 00:17:12,814
I'M A DOCTOR. WILL YOU LET ME HAVE A
LOOK AT HIM? GREAT, DOC. JUMP IN THERE.

258
00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:17,184
I'LL CHECK TO SEE IF WE GOT AN AMBULANCE
ON THE WAY. YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS NOW, KID.

259
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:31,532
I KNOW. I KNOW. THEY'RE ALL
FALSE ARRESTS. RIGHT, FELLAS?

260
00:17:33,603 --> 00:17:37,588
- OH, HI, BILL.
- HI, BIG JACK. WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO THE SLUMS TODAY?

261
00:17:37,656 --> 00:17:40,941
A JOHN CRAMER.
EVERYTHING IS TAKEN CARE OF.

262
00:17:41,010 --> 00:17:42,943
YEAH, EVERYTHING IS HERE.

263
00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:46,446
I'LL HAVE HIM BROUGHT
UP RIGHT AWAY. GOOD.

264
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:50,301
OKAY, LET'S SEE NOW. YOU
WANT A ROOM WITH A BATH, RIGHT?

265
00:17:52,121 --> 00:17:54,421
<i>WELL, I HAVE TO
WAIT FOR HIM HERE.</i>

266
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:56,924
WAIT A MINUTE.
I'LL CALL YOU BACK.

267
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,971
MR. CRAMER. SAMANTHA JACK.

268
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:03,731
OH. OH, YEAH. WELL, YOU CERTAINLY
TOOK A LONG TIME GETTING ME OUT.

269
00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:06,138
BELIEVE ME, MR. CRAMER,
I DON'T ENJOY SITTING

270
00:18:06,162 --> 00:18:08,419
AROUND FOR FOUR HOURS
ANY MORE THAN YOU DO.

271
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:12,373
NOW, YOU UNDERSTAND, YOU MUST
STAY NEARBY UNTIL YOUR ARRAIGNMENT.

272
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,392
ARE YOU DOUBTING ME?

273
00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:16,798
NO. BUT YOU HAVE BEEN
ARRESTED ON A FELONY

274
00:18:16,822 --> 00:18:19,297
HIT-AND-RUN AND IT'S A
VERY SERIOUS OFFENSE.

275
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,949
JACK, YOU CHECKED
MY CREDENTIALS.

276
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:26,220
I'M A LAWMAN AND A
VERY SUBSTANTIAL CITIZEN.

277
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:29,606
YES, IT SEEMS THAT YOU DO OWN
HALF A TOWN... ELMO, ARIZONA.

278
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:32,492
AND I'M SORRY... YOU WILL
HAVE TO STAY HERE IN TOWN.

279
00:18:32,562 --> 00:18:34,540
MISS JACK, I'LL KEEP
MY COMMITMENT.

280
00:18:34,564 --> 00:18:37,497
I HAVE NO INTENTION OF LEAVING
TOWN. YOU HAVE MY LOCAL ADDRESS.

281
00:18:37,566 --> 00:18:41,035
YES, THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE
AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL.

282
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:44,504
COULD I ADVISE YOU TO
RETAIN, UH, A LOCAL COUNSEL?

283
00:18:44,573 --> 00:18:47,524
OH, I'VE ALREADY MADE ARRANGEMENTS.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU, YES.

284
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:50,527
THAT WAS A TERRIBLE
THING THAT HAPPENED.

285
00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:54,431
MISS JACK, I CAN'T TELL YOU
WHAT AN EXCEPTION THAT WAS.

286
00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:58,702
I HAVE A VERY CORRECT AND
PROPER LIFESTYLE. BELIEVE ME.

287
00:18:58,771 --> 00:19:02,272
MR. CRAMER, IF I DIDN'T
BELIEVE YOU, I WOULDN'T BE HERE.

288
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:04,552
COULD I GIVE YOU A LIFT
BACK TO THE HOTEL? NO, NO.

289
00:19:04,576 --> 00:19:07,256
I DON'T WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT
OF YOUR WAY. I'LL CALL A TAXI.

290
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:12,550
THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT. BUT I'LL SEE
YOU BEFORE THE ARRAIGNMENT. BYE.

291
00:19:18,158 --> 00:19:20,824
PRESIDENTIAL SUITE, PLEASE.

292
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:24,828
ESTHER. YEAH, I'M OUT.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

293
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:36,290
WE SURE SEEN A LOT OF WILD PLACES,
COLT. WELL, WE'RE GONNA SEE ONE MORE.

294
00:19:51,056 --> 00:19:53,990
- SORRY, SHOW'S SOLD OUT.
- IT'S OKAY, MELODY. HE'S WITH ME.

295
00:19:54,059 --> 00:19:57,328
COLT, HONEY. WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN? BEEN WORKING ON A COBURN FILM.

296
00:19:57,396 --> 00:20:00,425
RIGHT NOW, I'M LOOKIN' FOR
COUNTRY JOE WALKER. IS HE AROUND?

297
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,350
BACK IN THE DRESSING ROOM.
BUT YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM.

298
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,779
HE'S GOT A MEAN BUNCH
WITH HIM. YEAH, I'VE HEARD.

299
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:07,800
BABYSIT THE KID,
OKAY? HEY, UH...

300
00:20:07,824 --> 00:20:11,369
COME ON, HON. ON THE OTHER HAND, A MAN'S
GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO TAKE ORDERS, RIGHT?

301
00:20:11,393 --> 00:20:13,393
WE'RE PARTNERS.

302
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,707
<i>WHAT DO YOU WANT?</i>

303
00:20:28,110 --> 00:20:30,410
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. IS
EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

304
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,612
- WHO ARE YOU?
- CLUB SECURITY.

305
00:20:32,682 --> 00:20:35,950
<i>I DIDN'T SEND FOR YOU. GET
OUT OF HERE!</i> THANK YOU, MA'AM.

306
00:20:36,018 --> 00:20:38,886
<i>HELLO? HELLO? GET
ME THE MANAGER.</i>

307
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,577
HEY, JOE. SOAPY ASKED ME
TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU.

308
00:20:48,197 --> 00:20:50,581
- UH, GOTTA BE GOIN', COLT.
- I WISH YOU WOULDN'T.

309
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,950
THINGS'LL BE WORKED
OUT. YOU JUST STAY CLEAR.

310
00:20:54,804 --> 00:20:58,705
- WHY DON'T YOU
COME ON BACK WITH ME?
- UH, IT WAS BETWEEN ME AND DOC.

311
00:20:58,774 --> 00:21:02,226
WELL, THAT'S NOT EXACTLY TRUE
ANYMORE. YOU'VE GOT THE POLICE INVOLVED.

312
00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:06,063
MAYBE I CAN GET DOC TO DROP THE ASSAULT
CHARGE. YOU'RE NOT GETTING THE SIGNAL.

313
00:21:06,132 --> 00:21:08,582
<i>DOC IS NO LONGER
INVOLVED IN JOE'S CAREER.</i>

314
00:21:08,651 --> 00:21:11,218
I AM NOW MANAGING MR. WALKER.

315
00:21:11,287 --> 00:21:13,237
OH. NEW MANAGER.

316
00:21:13,306 --> 00:21:18,726
NOW I'M GETTING A CLEAR PICTURE. WHICH
ONE OF THESE TURKEYS <i>REALLY</i> BEAT UP DOC?

317
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:21,245
THAT'S IT, DUDE... HEY,
HEY. LET HIM BE. LET HIM BE.

318
00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:23,195
LISTEN. YOU TELL MISS
SAMANTHA SHE'S GONNA GET

319
00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:25,082
HER BAIL MONEY BACK.
YOU GOT MY WORD ON THAT.

320
00:21:25,151 --> 00:21:27,529
WHAT ABOUT THE COURT, JOE?
YOU GOTTA TURN YOURSELF IN.

321
00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:29,737
I THINK WE'VE BEEN REASONABLE.

322
00:21:29,805 --> 00:21:33,491
HOWEVER, IF THIS GENTLEMAN INSISTS
ON BUTTING IN TO MY CLIENT'S BUSINESS,

323
00:21:33,559 --> 00:21:35,475
BREAK HIS HEAD OPEN.

324
00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:37,912
JOE...

325
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,667
YOU REMEMBER WHAT MY ASSOCIATE
HERE DID TO DOC RYDER'S JAW?

326
00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,818
<i>WELL, HE'S MY WEAKER BROTHER.</i>

327
00:21:47,156 --> 00:21:51,157
AT THE PRICE OF GOLD, I HOPE YOU
CAREFULLY REMEMBER WHERE YOUR TEETH LAND.

328
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:58,265
GET ME THE MANAGER!

329
00:21:58,334 --> 00:22:01,329
- DO I DO THE SAME TO YOU,
OR DO YOU GET THE IDEA?
- <i>HE JUST BROKE THE DOOR DOWN!</i>

330
00:22:01,353 --> 00:22:03,287
COME ON. <i>YES! YES!</i>

331
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:05,311
<i>I WON'T STAY HERE ANOTHER
MINUTE WITH ALL THIS</i>

332
00:22:05,335 --> 00:22:07,141
<i>STUFF GOING ON. NO, I
ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT!</i>

333
00:22:07,210 --> 00:22:10,660
<i>NO, THIS IS A
DIFFERENT SEX MANIAC!</i>

334
00:22:13,215 --> 00:22:16,150
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
OH, IT'S YOU AGAIN.

335
00:22:16,218 --> 00:22:19,520
I'D, UH, GET THIS DOOR
FIXED. WHAT'S A GIRL TO DO?

336
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:26,994
HEY, YOU OWE ME FOR THAT, PAL!

337
00:22:30,215 --> 00:22:32,833
DON'T JUST SIT
THERE. HELP ME. WHOA!

338
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,547
JOE! COME BACK HERE!

339
00:22:57,559 --> 00:23:00,594
NOT THE MOUTH! NOT THE
MOUTH! NOT THE BEAUTIFUL SMILE!

340
00:23:00,663 --> 00:23:02,530
HOLD IT! GLAD TO,
OFFICER. GLAD TO.

341
00:23:02,598 --> 00:23:04,532
HE'S ALL YOURS. WHAT'S THIS?

342
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,367
IT'S A FUGITIVE WARRANT.

343
00:23:06,435 --> 00:23:08,686
I SEE WE GOT OUR MAN.

344
00:23:10,356 --> 00:23:12,356
YEAH,<i> WE</i> DID.

345
00:23:13,409 --> 00:23:15,359
YEAH, OKAY.

346
00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,444
OFFICER, HE'S ALL YOURS.

347
00:23:17,513 --> 00:23:19,446
NO, YOU'RE WRONG.

348
00:23:19,515 --> 00:23:21,448
HE'S ALL<i> YOURS.</i>

349
00:23:21,517 --> 00:23:25,919
WAIT A MINUTE. WOULDN'T YOU GUYS LIKE A
NICE FUGITIVE COLLAR FOR YOUR RECORD?

350
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,922
THERE'S NO COLLAR IN THIS
FOR US, MR. BOUNTY HUNTER.

351
00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:32,960
SEE, WE ARRESTED HIM ONCE BEFORE AND
THE COURT LET HIM GO. HE'S YOUR PROPERTY.

352
00:23:33,029 --> 00:23:34,995
YOU CAN SPEND<i> YOUR</i>
NIGHT SHUFFLING HIM BACK

353
00:23:35,019 --> 00:23:36,963
AND FORTH BETWEEN
THE COURTHOUSE AND JAIL.

354
00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:39,433
COME ON, NELSON.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.

355
00:23:40,769 --> 00:23:43,721
JOE, I'M GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS.

356
00:23:43,789 --> 00:23:46,773
'CAUSE I GOT A 5:00
CALL IN THE MORNING.

357
00:23:46,842 --> 00:23:50,244
LET ME TURN MYSELF IN. I DIDN'T HIT DOC
RYDER. IT WAS THOSE TWO DUDES, MAN.

358
00:23:50,313 --> 00:23:52,246
THEM<i> BIG</i> DUDES.

359
00:23:52,315 --> 00:23:55,332
NO, BUT IT WAS YOU WHO
RAN OUT ON YOUR HEARING.

360
00:23:58,738 --> 00:24:00,654
YOU SAW 'EM. YOU CHASED 'EM OFF.

361
00:24:00,723 --> 00:24:03,891
WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE IN
MY PLACE? GIVE ME A BREAK, COLT.

362
00:24:06,495 --> 00:24:10,764
LET ME TURN MYSELF IN. IF I DON'T,
THEY'RE GONNA LOCK ME UP FOR A LONG TIME.

363
00:24:10,833 --> 00:24:12,399
<i>WEEKS AND WEEKS.</i>

364
00:24:13,636 --> 00:24:16,420
ALL RIGHT. I'LL TELL
YOU WHAT I'LL DO.

365
00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:19,639
I'LL HOLD THAT BIG CADILLAC OF YOURS
UNTIL YOU CLEAR YOURSELF WITH THE COURT.

366
00:24:19,708 --> 00:24:23,661
<i>BUT I'M ONLY DOING IT TO SPARE MYSELF
FROM SHUFFLING PAPERS ALL NIGHT.</i>

367
00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:26,010
OTHERWISE, I'D LET YOU SIT AND
SPIN FOR RUNNING OUT ON ME.

368
00:24:27,249 --> 00:24:29,683
LISTEN. YOU'RE A REAL FRIEND.

369
00:24:29,752 --> 00:24:31,752
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.

370
00:24:33,556 --> 00:24:36,489
KID, GIVE HIM A RIDE
DOWNTOWN. IN HIS CAR.

371
00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:38,537
RIGHT, PARTNER.

372
00:24:38,561 --> 00:24:41,494
OH, LOOK, IS THERE ANY HURRY
IN GETTING BACK TO YOUR PLACE?

373
00:24:41,564 --> 00:24:45,298
THAT LITTLE LADY ACROSS THE
STREET SEEMED REAL FRIENDLY,

374
00:24:45,367 --> 00:24:47,863
AND I FIGURED IT'D BE GOOD TO
START MAKING LOCAL CONTACTS.

375
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:51,521
YEAH, WELL, JUST DON'T WAKE
ME WHEN YOU COME IN... ALONE.

376
00:25:55,905 --> 00:25:57,854
WHAT IS IT, FELLAS?

377
00:25:57,923 --> 00:25:59,857
WE WANT COUNTRY JOE.

378
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:02,838
YOU FOLLOWED THE WRONG
VEHICLE. HE'S IN THE OTHER ONE.

379
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,378
RIGHTEOUS TOLD ME HE SAW YOU
CUFF HIM AND PUT HIM IN THE TRUCK.

380
00:26:05,447 --> 00:26:09,099
WHILE HE WAS TELLIN' YOU THAT, I
UNCUFFED HIM AND HE LEFT IN HIS OWN CAR.

381
00:26:09,167 --> 00:26:12,085
SO WOULD YOU MIND GOING
HOME SO I COULD GET SOME SLEEP?

382
00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:15,789
WELL, WE'D LIKE TO SEE FOR
OURSELVES. BE MY GUEST.

383
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,894
<i>OH, MR. SEAVERS, IF YOU LOOK
THROUGH THAT SIDE WINDOW,</i>

384
00:26:20,963 --> 00:26:25,165
YOU'LL NOTICE RIGHTEOUS
THERE HAS A GUN POINTED AT YOU.

385
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,607
NO HARD FEELINGS, UH,
FROM EARLIER TONIGHT, I HOPE.

386
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:39,162
NOW, IF YOU'LL BE GOOD ENOUGH TO STEP
DOWN AND LEAVE YOUR GUN ON THE SEAT.

387
00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:52,492
YOU'RE THE MANAGER.

388
00:26:52,561 --> 00:26:55,662
- NOW, WHERE'S COUNTRY JOE?
- HE'S TURNING HIMSELF IN.

389
00:26:55,731 --> 00:26:59,066
- YOU DON'T EXPECT ME
TO BELIEVE THAT.
- IT'S CALLED HONESTY.

390
00:26:59,134 --> 00:27:01,001
I MEAN, YOU SHOULD BE PLEASED.

391
00:27:01,070 --> 00:27:04,004
IT'S HARD TO BOOK A GUY WHEN
YOU CAN'T USE HIS REAL NAME.

392
00:27:04,073 --> 00:27:06,606
SMART BOY.

393
00:27:06,675 --> 00:27:10,277
SHOW HIM HOW WE
HANDLE SMART BOYS.

394
00:27:51,570 --> 00:27:55,205
NOW THEN, MR. SEAVERS, ARE WE
READY FOR A LITTLE MORE CANDOR?

395
00:27:57,259 --> 00:28:00,693
<i>JUST WHAT DID COUNTRY JOE PAY
YOU OR TRADE YOU TO LET HIM GO?</i>

396
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,863
HIS WORD.

397
00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:07,885
HOW MUCH DID HE TELL YOU? AND WHAT
DID HE PROMISE YOU TO TURN HIM LOOSE?

398
00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:13,173
LOOK, WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU DON'T JUST
DO THIS FOR SOME SMALL-TIME COUNTRY SINGER.

399
00:28:14,259 --> 00:28:16,209
WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.

400
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:22,349
GET RID OF MR. SEAVERS. DON'T MAKE IT
ANY EASIER ON THE POLICE THAN WE HAVE TO.

401
00:28:22,418 --> 00:28:25,769
<i>USE HIS OWN GUN. YOU WON'T HAVE TO
GET RID OF THAT FINE PIECE OF YOURS.</i>

402
00:28:25,837 --> 00:28:30,006
WAIT A MINUTE. YOU DON'T JUST
CUT A MAN DOWN WITH HIS OWN GUN.

403
00:28:31,943 --> 00:28:34,861
WHAT KIND OF GUYS ARE YOU?

404
00:28:44,322 --> 00:28:46,105
DUMP THE GUN.

405
00:28:51,763 --> 00:28:54,080
GOOD NIGHT, SUCKER.

406
00:29:22,311 --> 00:29:25,612
I GUESS I HAD TO SPEND HALF THE
NIGHT HELPING YOU TURN YOURSELF IN.

407
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:28,248
YOU REALLY KNOW HOW TO
MAKE A GUY FEEL BAD, DON'T YOU?

408
00:29:28,317 --> 00:29:31,935
- DIDN'T YOU HAVE EYES ON
THAT LADY BACK AT THE CLUB?
- THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER LADY.

409
00:29:32,004 --> 00:29:34,137
- RIGHT?
- WRONG.

410
00:29:34,206 --> 00:29:36,288
LISTEN. I PUT YOU AND
COLT THROUGH ENOUGH

411
00:29:36,312 --> 00:29:38,675
ALREADY. THANK COLT
FOR GIVING ME THIS CHANCE.

412
00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:42,662
<i>IF I WERE YOU, I'D GO BACK AND
CHECK THAT LADY OUT AT THE PALOMINO.</i>

413
00:29:42,731 --> 00:29:44,731
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

414
00:30:05,487 --> 00:30:07,454
- HELLO.
- HI, BABY.

415
00:30:07,523 --> 00:30:11,190
- OH, JOE, WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M AT THE JAIL. I'M TURNING MYSELF IN.

416
00:30:11,259 --> 00:30:15,328
WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE ARE YOU IN? THERE'S
SOME MEN OUTSIDE. THEY'RE THERE RIGHT NOW.

417
00:30:15,397 --> 00:30:18,348
- WELL, I GOTTA TURN MYSELF IN.
- NO, YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA TOWN.

418
00:30:18,417 --> 00:30:21,351
NOW, LOOK, THOSE MEN
ARE LOOKING FOR YOU,

419
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:24,565
AND THEY TOLD ME TO TELL YOU THAT
THEY'RE GONNA KILL ME AND THE BABY.

420
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:28,275
NOW, WHAT IS IT THEY WANT? WHAT
KIND OF TROUBLE ARE YOU MIXED UP IN?

421
00:30:28,343 --> 00:30:31,278
HEY, I CAN'T TELL YOU RIGHT
NOW, BUT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

422
00:30:31,346 --> 00:30:33,997
PACK UP SOME THINGS, TAKE THE
BABY AND GO TO YOUR MOTHER'S HOUSE.

423
00:30:34,066 --> 00:30:37,045
I'LL SEE YOU THERE A
LITTLE LATER. NO, JOE, WAIT.

424
00:30:37,069 --> 00:30:39,002
L... Y-YOU GOTTA
GET HELP. YOU...

425
00:30:39,071 --> 00:30:42,672
JOE? JOE?

426
00:31:37,779 --> 00:31:40,196
COLT! YO, COLT!

427
00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,398
<i>HEY, COLT, AREN'T YOU UP YET?</i>

428
00:31:42,467 --> 00:31:45,969
COLT! HEY! DO YOU
KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?

429
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,974
LORD ALMIGHTY.

430
00:31:51,043 --> 00:31:54,210
- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
- THEY LEFT ME FOR DEAD.

431
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:56,762
WELL, YOU LOOK IT. DID
YOU CALL THE POLICE?

432
00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:58,699
DON'T ASK SO MANY QUESTIONS.

433
00:31:58,767 --> 00:32:01,735
- COLT, I THINK WE OUGHTA
GET YOU TO A DOCTOR.
- MM-MMM.

434
00:32:01,803 --> 00:32:04,738
WE GOTTA GET TO THE STUDIO.
JODY'S MAKING A JUMP THIS MORNING.

435
00:32:04,806 --> 00:32:07,607
- SHE MUST BE GOING CRAZY.
- WHAT HAPPENED? WHY?

436
00:32:07,676 --> 00:32:10,155
TAKE MY WORD FOR IT... THE
LESS YOU KNOW, THE BETTER.

437
00:32:13,549 --> 00:32:16,149
- HELLO.
- ALL RIGHT, COLT.

438
00:32:16,217 --> 00:32:19,569
I'LL GIVE YOU EXACTLY 10 SECONDS TO
TELL ME WHAT YOU DID WITH COUNTRY JOE.

439
00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:22,288
- WHAT<i> I</i> DID WITH HIM?
- THE BAILIFF GOT A CALL...

440
00:32:22,358 --> 00:32:25,291
THAT YOU HAD JOE IN CUSTODY
AND YOU WERE BRINGING HIM IN.

441
00:32:25,361 --> 00:32:28,061
HE NEVER SHOWED.
NOW, WHAT HAPPENED?

442
00:32:28,129 --> 00:32:30,247
I HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO
EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW, BUT

443
00:32:30,271 --> 00:32:32,316
IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION,
I'VE GOT HIS CAR.

444
00:32:32,384 --> 00:32:35,985
- <i>THAT SHOULD PAY FOR HIS BOND.</i>
- YOU HAVE HIS CAR?

445
00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:38,021
OH, COLT.

446
00:32:38,089 --> 00:32:41,357
HOW COULD I HAVE DOUBTED YOU?

447
00:32:41,426 --> 00:32:43,309
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

448
00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:45,011
I JUST DID.

449
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,515
I'LL GET IT IN TO YOU BEFORE THE END
OF THE DAY, BUT I GOTTA RUN RIGHT NOW.

450
00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:51,284
YOU MEAN THAT SON OF A
GUN WENT BACK ON HIS WORD?

451
00:32:51,352 --> 00:32:53,303
SHOCKING, AIN'T IT?

452
00:32:53,372 --> 00:32:56,517
AT LEAST WE GOT HIS CAR. THAT'LL
PAY FOR SOAPY AND THE BOND.

453
00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:59,942
COLT, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT
COUNTRY JOE'S CAR IS PAID FOR?

454
00:33:00,012 --> 00:33:01,922
'CAUSE I WAS WITH HIM
WHEN HE BOUGHT IT...

455
00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:04,447
WHILE I WAS WORKING
WITH HIM ON A TV SHOW.

456
00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,753
WELL, WHERE IS IT,
KID? IT WAS RIGHT HERE!

457
00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:14,224
COLT, I SWEAR IT WAS RIGHT
THERE LESS THAN 15 MINUTES AGO.

458
00:33:18,263 --> 00:33:21,197
COLT, I DROVE IT UP HERE
AND PARKED IT MYSELF.

459
00:33:21,266 --> 00:33:24,767
I MEAN, HEY, A CAR DOESN'T
JUST UP AND WALK AWAY.

460
00:33:35,697 --> 00:33:38,147
COME ON, COLT. SAY SOMETHING.

461
00:33:38,217 --> 00:33:41,150
KID, IF YOU THINK YOU
FEEL BAD THIS MORNIN',

462
00:33:41,220 --> 00:33:44,153
YOU OUGHTA TRY MAKIN' A SMILE
THROUGH THIS FACE OF MINE.

463
00:33:44,223 --> 00:33:46,155
I CAN IMAGINE.

464
00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:49,158
LOOK, I'M NOT CHANGING MY MIND
ABOUT WORKIN' WITH YOU OR ANYTHING.

465
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:51,494
BUT DO YOU GET BEAT
UP LIKE THIS OFTEN?

466
00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:53,774
NO, I USUALLY BREEZE
THROUGH SLICK AS A WHISTLE...

467
00:33:53,798 --> 00:33:55,732
USING STUNTS I'VE
LEARNED IN THE MOVIES.

468
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:58,151
WELL, WHAT WENT
WRONG LAST NIGHT?

469
00:33:58,219 --> 00:34:00,720
NOTHING. PRACTICALLY
WENT PERFECT.

470
00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:03,657
<i>THAT'S</i> HOW YOU LOOK AFTER
AN ALMOST PERFECT NIGHT?

471
00:34:03,725 --> 00:34:06,660
KID, STUNTMEN LIVE
BY A RULE OF THUMB.

472
00:34:06,728 --> 00:34:09,779
ANY STUNT THEY CAN WALK
AWAY FROM, THEY'RE A WINNER.

473
00:34:09,848 --> 00:34:13,700
YEAH, MAYBE, BUT I DON'T SEE HOW
YOU'RE GONNA DO ANY WORK THIS MORNING.

474
00:34:13,768 --> 00:34:16,748
WELL, I'M NOT STUNTING THIS
MORNING. I'M GAFFING A FALL FOR JODY.

475
00:34:16,772 --> 00:34:20,406
JODY'S A STUNTMAN, TOO? GONNA
BE THE BEST ONE OF THESE DAYS.

476
00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,526
<i>BREAKER, BREAKER. CALLING
FALL GUY. FALL GUY, DO YOU READ?</i>

477
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:26,063
YEAH, JODY, THIS IS
FALL GUY. SORRY I'M LATE.

478
00:34:26,131 --> 00:34:29,110
WHAT'S YOUR STATUS? CAN THEY SHOOT
AROUND YOU? I SHOULDN'T BE TOO MUCH LONGER.

479
00:34:29,134 --> 00:34:30,967
<i>I'M GONNA HAVE TO
GO WITHOUT YOU.</i>

480
00:34:31,035 --> 00:34:34,204
- <i>IS EVERYTHING SET UP JUST LIKE I SAID?
</i>- NOT EXACTLY.

481
00:34:34,272 --> 00:34:36,372
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
EITHER IT IS OR IT ISN'T.

482
00:34:36,441 --> 00:34:39,709
- THE DIRECTOR WANTS THE JUMP
TO GO THROUGH AN AWNING.
- WELL, FORGET IT.

483
00:34:39,777 --> 00:34:41,463
COLT, IF I DON'T DO
IT, THEY'RE GONNA GET

484
00:34:41,487 --> 00:34:43,447
SOMEBODY ELSE. I CAN'T
LET YOU WRECK MY CAREER.

485
00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:46,098
WRECK IT? I'M THE ONE THAT'S
TRYING TO HELP YOU GET IT STARTED.

486
00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:49,936
- NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME
TO BE MAKING IT ON MY OWN.
- AW, THAT LITTLE RUNT!

487
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:52,555
WE GOTTA GET OVER THERE QUICK.

488
00:34:52,624 --> 00:34:55,892
<i>MR. CRAMER? OH,
YOU'RE STILL THERE.</i>

489
00:34:55,961 --> 00:35:00,046
OF COURSE I'M HERE, MRS.
JACK. WHERE ELSE WOULD I GO?

490
00:35:00,115 --> 00:35:01,998
I'M JUST CHECKING.

491
00:35:02,067 --> 00:35:04,000
UM, I HAVE TO SEE YOU.

492
00:35:04,069 --> 00:35:09,005
UM, I HAVE SOME NEW PAPERS FOR YOU TO
SIGN AND, UM, I'LL NEED SOME MORE MONEY.

493
00:35:09,074 --> 00:35:13,126
- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- MR. CRAMER, THE BOY DIED.

494
00:35:13,195 --> 00:35:16,290
THE CHARGES HAVE BEEN
RAISED TO MANSLAUGHTER,

495
00:35:16,314 --> 00:35:18,798
AND THIS MAKES THE
BOND A LOT HIGHER.

496
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:20,967
OH, UH...

497
00:35:22,070 --> 00:35:25,004
GIVE ME THREE HOURS
TO WIRE FOR MONEY.

498
00:35:25,073 --> 00:35:28,074
THEN I'LL BE HERE ALL
AFTERNOON AND ALL EVENING.

499
00:35:28,142 --> 00:35:30,693
ALL RIGHT, FINE. THANK YOU.

500
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,714
JESUS.

501
00:35:36,184 --> 00:35:39,552
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? <i>I'M
DOING WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO.</i>

502
00:35:39,621 --> 00:35:41,599
PACKING TO GET OUT OF HERE.

503
00:35:41,623 --> 00:35:43,556
HERE'S $500.

504
00:35:43,625 --> 00:35:45,461
YOU GO ON DOWN TO
FLORIDA, WHERE YOU HAD

505
00:35:45,485 --> 00:35:47,577
SUCH A GOOD TIME, TILL
THIS THING BLOWS OVER.

506
00:35:47,646 --> 00:35:49,579
I CAN'T GO TO FLORIDA.

507
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:53,115
I GAVE MY NAME TO THE POLICE AS A WITNESS,
AND I PROMISED I'D SHOW UP IN COURT.

508
00:35:55,754 --> 00:36:01,625
UH, LOOK, HERE'S, UH, $1,500.

509
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:04,644
I DON'T WANT TO EVER
SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN.

510
00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:23,896
WE'RE ALL SET, JODY.

511
00:36:23,965 --> 00:36:27,032
COLT CALLED FOR DOUBLE
BAGS, TWICE THAT AREA.

512
00:36:28,536 --> 00:36:32,489
THAT WOULD OVERHANG THE AWNING
AND RUIN THE DIRECTOR'S SHOT.

513
00:36:32,557 --> 00:36:34,535
HOW MUCH LONGER
BEFORE WE GET GOING?

514
00:36:34,559 --> 00:36:36,493
I'D SAY ABOUT TWO
MINUTES AT MOST.

515
00:36:36,561 --> 00:36:40,030
WE'RE GONNA ROLL IN ABOUT TWO
MINUTES. OKAY, STAND BY FOR THE JUMP.

516
00:36:40,098 --> 00:36:42,515
WHICH LINE DOES
SHE COME DOWN ON?

517
00:36:42,584 --> 00:36:45,279
SAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? WHAT
DO YOU MEAN? SHOOTING A MOVIE.

518
00:36:45,303 --> 00:36:48,220
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I'M
SAVING YOUR TAIL AND JODY'S.

519
00:36:48,290 --> 00:36:51,657
BECAUSE IF THIS IS THE NEW JUMP, JODY
AIN'T MAKIN' IT. IT'S ALL BEEN CHECKED OUT.

520
00:36:51,726 --> 00:36:54,678
DIANA SAID IT'S SAFE. SHE
WANTS TO PLEASE YOU, SAM.

521
00:36:54,746 --> 00:36:57,225
AND YOU WON'T BE PLEASED. THESE AIR
BAGS ARE TOO CLOSE TO THE BUILDING.

522
00:36:57,249 --> 00:37:00,183
THE ARC FROM THAT HEIGHT WILL
CARRY HER RIGHT INTO YOUR CAMERA.

523
00:37:00,252 --> 00:37:02,129
COLT, COME HERE, WILL YA!

524
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:04,711
WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO?
I'VE GOT TWO QUALIFIED

525
00:37:04,735 --> 00:37:06,906
STUNTMEN ARGUING
OVER THE SAME STUNT.

526
00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:09,275
I'M GOING WITH THE ONE I HIRED.

527
00:37:09,344 --> 00:37:11,956
DIANA, COLT SEAVERS SAYS
THE STUNT ISN'T GAFFED RIGHT.

528
00:37:11,980 --> 00:37:15,915
WELL, I'LL DO IT MYSELF AND
PROVE HE'S WRONG. NO, I'LL DO IT!

529
00:37:15,984 --> 00:37:17,684
TOO BAD.

530
00:37:17,752 --> 00:37:19,703
- YOU'VE JUST BEEN FIRED.
- WHAT?

531
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:23,206
I'LL BE READY IN A FEW MINUTES,
BY THE TIME YOU FINISH THE SETUP.

532
00:37:23,275 --> 00:37:25,792
HOLD IT. GET OUT OF HERE, COLT!

533
00:37:25,861 --> 00:37:28,961
- WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?
- SAM, CAN YOU HEAR ME?

534
00:37:29,030 --> 00:37:31,698
COLT, GET OFF THAT ROOF! NOW!

535
00:37:31,766 --> 00:37:34,006
NOT UNTIL WE
SETTLE A LITTLE BET.

536
00:37:37,972 --> 00:37:40,123
WHAT'S HE DOING UP THERE?

537
00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:43,275
I'M GONNA LET THIS LIGHT STAND
TAKE A FREE FALL STRAIGHT DOWN.

538
00:37:43,344 --> 00:37:45,328
<i>IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,</i>

539
00:37:45,397 --> 00:37:47,040
<i>YOU STAY RIGHT
THERE WHERE ALL THOSE</i>

540
00:37:47,064 --> 00:37:49,148
<i>THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS'
WORTH OF EQUIPMENT ARE.</i>

541
00:37:49,217 --> 00:37:52,151
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? I
THINK HE'S GONNA DROP THAT LAMP.

542
00:37:52,220 --> 00:37:55,388
COLT, YOU DROP THAT THING ON
ME AND I'LL RUN YOU OUT OF TOWN.

543
00:37:55,456 --> 00:37:57,340
IS THAT YOUR FINAL WORD?

544
00:37:57,409 --> 00:38:02,411
ANYBODY MOVES, THEY LEAVE THE LOT
RIGHT ALONG WITH THIS GRANDSTAND COWBOY.

545
00:38:02,480 --> 00:38:05,564
YEAH, COLT, THAT'S
MY FINAL WORD.

546
00:38:05,633 --> 00:38:08,167
I WAS AFRAID IT WOULD BE.

547
00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:13,000
HE'S CRAZY. HE'S GONNA DROP IT.

548
00:38:15,410 --> 00:38:17,304
<i>THERE'S NO WAY I'M STAYING!</i>

549
00:38:28,890 --> 00:38:34,143
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY TAKE A...
A SHORT BREAK, HUH? TAKE FIVE!

550
00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:39,215
TELL COLT, UH, I'D LIKE TO BUY HIM
A DRINK IN MY TRAILER. ALL RIGHT?

551
00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,483
<i>HELLO.</i> HELLO.

552
00:38:56,551 --> 00:38:58,985
I'M LOOKING FOR A MR. CRAMER.

553
00:38:59,053 --> 00:39:01,654
OH, THERE'S NO ONE
REGISTERED IN THIS ROOM.

554
00:39:01,723 --> 00:39:04,657
I'M GETTING IT READY
FOR THE NEW GUESTS.

555
00:39:04,726 --> 00:39:06,726
OH.

556
00:39:14,869 --> 00:39:19,038
HELLO, I'M TRYING TO FIND A MR. JOHN
CRAMER. HAS HE CHANGED ROOMS?

557
00:39:20,542 --> 00:39:22,642
OH, HE CHECKED OUT.

558
00:39:22,710 --> 00:39:24,710
THANK YOU.

559
00:39:31,052 --> 00:39:32,985
HI, IT'S SAMANTHA.

560
00:39:33,054 --> 00:39:35,488
PULL THE PLUG ON
CRAMER. HE SKIPPED.

561
00:39:35,557 --> 00:39:40,225
OH. FIND COLT SEAVERS AND TELL HIM TO
MEET ME IN MY OFFICE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

562
00:39:47,151 --> 00:39:49,068
YOU RIDE OKAY, KID.

563
00:39:49,137 --> 00:39:53,072
I SPENT SIX MONTHS STUDYING CAVALRY
AT WEST POINT. OH, YEAH, I FORGOT.

564
00:39:53,141 --> 00:39:56,075
SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
NOW THAT YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED?

565
00:39:56,144 --> 00:39:59,128
WHAT I ALWAYS DO WHEN I
RUN OUT OF STUNT WORK.

566
00:40:03,868 --> 00:40:06,786
HI, BIG JACK. <i>HI,
COLT. COME SIT DOWN.</i>

567
00:40:06,855 --> 00:40:08,788
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
OH, A RELATIVE.

568
00:40:08,857 --> 00:40:10,817
HOWIE MUNSON,
SAMANTHA JACK. HELLO.

569
00:40:10,859 --> 00:40:14,960
I SOMETIMES CALL HER SOAPY... HER
LIFE IS ONE CONTINUOUS SOAP OPERA.

570
00:40:15,029 --> 00:40:17,508
ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S THE
SOB STORY THIS TIME?

571
00:40:17,532 --> 00:40:21,800
<i>WELL, A GUY RAN DOWN A KID AND
THEY GOT HIM ON A HIT-AND-RUN CHARGE.</i>

572
00:40:21,870 --> 00:40:25,822
LITTLE BOY ON A BICYCLE, AND
THE MAN WAS APPARENTLY DRUNK.

573
00:40:25,890 --> 00:40:27,818
THAT WOULDN'T BE THE
ONE ON YUCCA NEAR GOWER?

574
00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:30,643
- HOW'D YOU KNOW?
- WE SAW IT.

575
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,148
WHY DID YOU GO TO BAT FOR
A GUY WHO'D RUN DOWN A KID?

576
00:40:36,218 --> 00:40:38,150
BECAUSE HE WAS SOBER
BY THE TIME I GOT TO HIM,

577
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:40,953
AND HE CONVINCED ME THAT
HE WAS A LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN.

578
00:40:41,022 --> 00:40:44,224
<i>ORIGINALLY, HIS BAIL
WAS ONLY $15,000...</i>

579
00:40:44,292 --> 00:40:48,111
AND THE MAN, CRAMER, PAID
ME HIS FEE IN CASH... 1,500...

580
00:40:48,179 --> 00:40:51,730
<i>AND HE GAVE ME ARIZONA
REFERENCES THAT MADE HIM SOLID GOLD.</i>

581
00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:54,583
THEN THE KID DIED.

582
00:40:54,652 --> 00:40:57,503
- HE DIED?
- <i>I'M AFRAID SO.</i>

583
00:40:57,572 --> 00:41:00,940
THEN THEY RAISED THE AMOUNT OF BAIL
BECAUSE OF THE NEW MANSLAUGHTER CHARGE.

584
00:41:01,008 --> 00:41:04,843
I PHONED CRAMER AT THE HOTEL,
AND HE AGREED TO THE HIGHER FEE.

585
00:41:04,913 --> 00:41:07,846
I COVERED THE BAIL, HAD
NEW PAPERS DRAWN UP,

586
00:41:07,916 --> 00:41:11,450
BUT WHEN I GOT TO THE HOTEL,
HE'D ALREADY CHECKED OUT.

587
00:41:11,519 --> 00:41:13,831
YOU MEAN YOU PAID HIS BAIL
BEFORE YOU GOT HIS MONEY?

588
00:41:13,855 --> 00:41:16,655
<i>JACK, YOU ALWAYS MANAGE
TO LIVE UP TO YOUR NICKNAME.</i>

589
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:20,293
SHE FALLS FOR EVERY SOB STORY. I
DON'T SEE HOW YOU STAY IN BUSINESS.

590
00:41:20,361 --> 00:41:23,313
MY FATHER WOULDN'T HAVE
HANDLED THIS ONE ANY DIFFERENTLY.

591
00:41:23,381 --> 00:41:25,831
BESIDES, HE WAS STAYING
AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL.

592
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,984
<i>THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE.</i>

593
00:41:29,587 --> 00:41:34,607
LOOK, NEEDLESS TO SAY, I'M OUT
OVER $100,000 IF I DON'T PRODUCE HIM.

594
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:39,044
I'LL PAY YOU 10,000
TO GO AND GET HIM.

595
00:41:42,950 --> 00:41:46,986
YOU SURE THAT THERE'S NOTHING ABOUT THIS
CRAMER FELLA THAT YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME?

596
00:41:47,054 --> 00:41:50,723
- COLT, THERE IS NO CATCH.
- OH, YES, THERE IS. THERE HAS TO BE.

597
00:41:50,791 --> 00:41:53,593
A SOLID-GOLD CITIZEN
JUST RUNS OUT ON A BOND.

598
00:41:53,661 --> 00:41:56,107
- HE'S GOTTA KNOW YOU'RE
GONNA COME AFTER HIM.
- WELL, SOME PEOPLE PANIC.

599
00:41:56,131 --> 00:41:57,830
THEY'RE NOT AS BRAVE AS YOU.

600
00:41:57,898 --> 00:42:00,583
HERE IT COMES. I'M SERIOUS!

601
00:42:00,651 --> 00:42:05,371
FACING A MANSLAUGHTER CHARGE
WAS APPARENTLY TOO MUCH FOR HIM.

602
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:07,706
WHY ARE YOU ACTING
SO SUSPICIOUS?

603
00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:09,921
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU.
YOU ALWAYS LEAVE SOME

604
00:42:09,945 --> 00:42:12,327
LITTLE SURPRISE FOR
AFTER I'VE TAKEN THE JOB.

605
00:42:12,396 --> 00:42:15,881
COLT, YOU DESERVE A SIMPLE ONE
FOR A CHANGE. CAN'T YOU ACCEPT THAT?

606
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:20,385
YOU'RE SURE HE'S NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
OR SHOT HIS BROTHER-IN-LAW OR HIS DOG?

607
00:42:20,454 --> 00:42:22,483
EVEN IF IT NEVER GOT TO
COURT OR WAS ACQUITTED?

608
00:42:22,507 --> 00:42:24,743
I CAN PERSONALLY
GUARANTEE YOU THAT THIS MAN

609
00:42:24,767 --> 00:42:27,026
HAS NEVER BEEN ON THE
WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW.

610
00:42:33,501 --> 00:42:35,868
HERE'S YOUR EXPENSE
MONEY AND PHOTOGRAPH.

611
00:42:35,936 --> 00:42:37,870
GOOD LUCK.

612
00:42:37,938 --> 00:42:41,374
YOU KNOW, BIG JACK, THIS TIME
I THINK YOU MADE A BAD DEAL.

613
00:42:41,442 --> 00:42:44,943
WHY? 'CAUSE I'D HAVE GONE
AFTER THIS GUY FOR NOTHIN'.

614
00:43:50,161 --> 00:43:54,864
YOU KNOW, I GOT A FUNNY
FEELIN' ABOUT THIS CASE. <i>WHY?</i>

615
00:43:54,932 --> 00:43:57,728
ANYONE WHO CARRIES LOTS OF CASH
AND STAYS AT THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL...

616
00:43:57,752 --> 00:44:00,152
MUST BE A PRETTY
HIGH-PROFILE KIND OF A GUY.

617
00:44:00,221 --> 00:44:04,023
I'M WORRIED BECAUSE
SOAPY OFFERED $10,000.

618
00:44:04,092 --> 00:44:06,087
SHE USUALLY STARTS AT 2,500.

619
00:44:06,111 --> 00:44:09,661
MEANING SHE KNOWS SOMETHING ABOUT
THIS GUY CRAMER SHE HASN'T TOLD US?

620
00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:11,759
<i>WHAT COULD IT BE?</i> UH-OH.

621
00:44:11,783 --> 00:44:13,863
- WHAT'S THE MATTER?
- CRAMER FEED AND GRAIN.

622
00:44:19,224 --> 00:44:22,058
CRAMER REAL ESTATE.

623
00:44:22,127 --> 00:44:24,676
AH, CRAMER FURNITURE.

624
00:44:24,745 --> 00:44:27,146
- WELL, ONE GOOD THING.
- WHAT'S THAT?

625
00:44:27,214 --> 00:44:30,900
HE SHOULD BE A SNAP TO FIND.

626
00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:47,199
WELL, IT COULD BE REAL DICEY TRYING
TO PICK UP THE GUY THAT OWNS THIS TOWN.

627
00:44:47,268 --> 00:44:50,435
WE BETTER MAKE
SOME FRIENDS. LET'S GO.

628
00:45:09,340 --> 00:45:12,558
WELL, YOU BOYS MUST BE
NEW IN TOWN. THAT'S RIGHT.

629
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:19,949
HOUSE SPECIALTY. SANGRIA.
THE BEST IN THE SOUTHWEST.

630
00:45:20,018 --> 00:45:23,435
<i>FULL OF FRESH FRUIT AND
GUARANTEED TO KNOCK YOUR HAT OFF.</i>

631
00:45:23,504 --> 00:45:25,954
- WOW, THAT SOUNDS GREAT!
- YEAH, WELL, LET'S GO FOR IT.

632
00:45:26,023 --> 00:45:27,940
OKAY. UH, EXCUSE ME.

633
00:45:28,009 --> 00:45:31,127
WE'RE FRIENDS OF MR. JOHN
CRAMER. DOES HE EVER COME AROUND?

634
00:45:31,196 --> 00:45:33,346
I'LL GET YOUR ORDER.

635
00:45:37,118 --> 00:45:40,085
- BOY, DID YOU TURN HER OFF.
- YOU THINK IT WAS ME?

636
00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:43,372
ACTUALLY, I THINK
SHE KIND OF LIKED ME.

637
00:45:45,125 --> 00:45:48,361
- HI THERE.
- YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

638
00:45:48,429 --> 00:45:50,312
JUST BEIN' FRIENDLY.

639
00:45:50,381 --> 00:45:52,881
WE DON'T LIKE FRIENDS OF BIG
JOHN CRAMER AROUND HERE.

640
00:45:52,950 --> 00:45:56,718
IN FACT, WE'D LIKE
TO SEE YOU LEAVE.

641
00:45:56,787 --> 00:45:59,688
BUT WE JUST ORDERED
A BIG PITCHER...

642
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:06,211
OKAY, PAL. I'M
SORRY YOU DID THAT.

643
00:46:09,250 --> 00:46:11,183
REALLY, REALLY SORRY.

644
00:46:16,190 --> 00:46:18,841
COLT! HELP ME!

645
00:46:18,909 --> 00:46:20,826
<i>I'M COMIN'!</i>

646
00:46:28,736 --> 00:46:30,669
COLT! HUH?

647
00:46:30,738 --> 00:46:32,671
HOW'D WE GET INTO THIS MESS?

648
00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:35,807
IT SEEMED TO HAVE SOMETHING TO
DO WITH MENTIONING BIG JOHN CRAMER.

649
00:46:37,995 --> 00:46:40,930
I REALIZE I'M JUST A JUNIOR PARTNER,
BUT MAY I MAKE A SUGGESTION?

650
00:46:40,998 --> 00:46:43,276
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE
GONNA LEARN. WHAT IS IT?

651
00:46:43,300 --> 00:46:45,301
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

652
00:46:47,671 --> 00:46:50,484
FOR YOUR FIRST SUGGESTION, KID,
THAT'S EXCELLENT. <i>REALLY</i> EXCELLENT.

653
00:46:50,508 --> 00:46:52,508
LET'S GO.

654
00:47:05,706 --> 00:47:07,639
WHAT HAPPENED?

655
00:47:07,708 --> 00:47:10,543
IT'S A NEW DANCE.
EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT.

656
00:47:12,113 --> 00:47:15,514
WE'LL BE BACK WHEN THEY'RE
PLAYING SOMETHING SLOWER.

657
00:47:24,292 --> 00:47:26,458
WHAT'D YOU MAKE OF THAT?

658
00:47:26,527 --> 00:47:30,228
I THINK WE PICKED THE WRONG GUY IN
TOWN TO ASK ABOUT BIG JOHN CRAMER.

659
00:47:30,297 --> 00:47:33,231
WELL, UH, WE'LL SEE
YOU NEXT WEEK, MARYLOU.

660
00:47:33,301 --> 00:47:35,634
THANK YOU, MR. LOGAN. BYE-BYE.

661
00:47:42,576 --> 00:47:46,056
I WONDER IF YOU COULD HELP US.
WELL, I'D CERTAINLY BE HAPPY TO TRY.

662
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:49,648
HOW MIGHT WE FIND,
UH, BIG JOHN CRAMER?

663
00:47:49,717 --> 00:47:51,567
<i>WE'RE OLD FRIENDS OF HIS.</i>

664
00:48:00,428 --> 00:48:03,796
WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW
EVERYONE'S HEARD OF CRAMER.

665
00:48:03,864 --> 00:48:06,898
ACTED MORE LIKE HE
KNOWS WHAT CRAMER DID.

666
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:10,402
IF THAT'S TRUE, THIS JOB'S
GONNA BE A PIECE OF CAKE.

667
00:48:10,471 --> 00:48:12,628
EVERYBODY IN TOWN'LL
BE STANDING IN LINE WITH

668
00:48:12,652 --> 00:48:14,639
CLUBS TO HELP US LOAD
HIM INTO THE TRUCK.

669
00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:17,142
COLT, HOW ABOUT LETTING
ME HANDLE THIS ONE?

670
00:48:17,211 --> 00:48:20,512
I THINK SHE TOOK A LIKING TO ME. I'LL
PROBABLY GET MORE INFORMATION OUT OF HER.

671
00:48:20,581 --> 00:48:23,281
SHE'S ALL YOURS.
UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS!

672
00:48:23,350 --> 00:48:26,251
EXCUSE ME, MISS. WE
JUST PULLED INTO TOWN.

673
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:29,421
WE'RE LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO
GOES BY THE NAME OF BIG JOHN CRAMER.

674
00:48:31,058 --> 00:48:33,470
WHY DON'T YOU TRY THE JAIL? HUH?

675
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:36,479
TRY THE JAIL!

676
00:48:38,032 --> 00:48:40,132
AAAH! OHH!

677
00:48:41,235 --> 00:48:43,168
OH! OH!

678
00:48:43,237 --> 00:48:47,172
YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING... I
WOULD'VE HANDLED IT MUCH DIFFERENT.

679
00:48:47,241 --> 00:48:49,642
DON'T LOOK SO SMUG!

680
00:48:50,794 --> 00:48:52,674
I FOUND OUT ONE THING, DIDN'T I?

681
00:48:52,730 --> 00:48:55,831
WHAT'S THAT? OUR
TROUBLES ARE OVER.

682
00:48:55,899 --> 00:48:58,679
THEY NOT ONLY KNOW WHAT
THAT MISERABLE MAN CRAMER DID,

683
00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:00,898
THEY'VE ALREADY GOT
HIM LOCKED UP IN JAIL.

684
00:49:00,922 --> 00:49:04,056
NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FIND
OUT WHERE THE JAIL IS. UH-HUH.

685
00:49:04,125 --> 00:49:07,259
THERE YOU GO AGAIN WITH THAT
SULLEN, PESSIMISTIC ATTITUDE.

686
00:49:07,328 --> 00:49:09,228
<i>YOU KNOW, I CAN
HELP YOU WITH THAT.</i>

687
00:49:09,297 --> 00:49:11,881
I TOOK CLOSE TO A YEAR OF
PSYCHOLOGY AT PENN STATE.

688
00:49:11,950 --> 00:49:15,600
NEVER MIND PENN STATE. THIS WOMAN
LOOKS AT LEAST LIKE A REASONABLE PERSON.

689
00:49:15,669 --> 00:49:18,921
EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
WE'RE STRANGERS IN TOWN.

690
00:49:18,989 --> 00:49:20,906
WELL, HOW NICE.

691
00:49:21,976 --> 00:49:24,776
WE'RE LOOKING FOR THE JAIL.

692
00:49:24,846 --> 00:49:28,280
REALLY? WHY? YOU NEW
DEPUTIES OR SOMETHING?

693
00:49:28,349 --> 00:49:32,217
SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WE'RE
HERE ON ACCOUNT OF, UH,

694
00:49:35,306 --> 00:49:37,607
BIG JOHN CRAMER.

695
00:49:37,675 --> 00:49:39,792
YOU'RE PROBABLY GLAD
TO HEAR THAT, I BET.

696
00:49:39,861 --> 00:49:42,661
WHY SHOULD I BE GLAD TO
HEAR ANYTHING FROM ANYBODY...

697
00:49:42,730 --> 00:49:46,464
WHO'S ASSOCIATING WITH
THAT EGG-SUCKING FERRET?

698
00:49:46,533 --> 00:49:48,550
GET OUT OF MY WAY! MA'AM!

699
00:49:51,689 --> 00:49:54,757
OH! GET OFF OF ME, YOU
ANIMAL! GET OFF OF ME!

700
00:49:54,826 --> 00:49:59,311
<i>GET OFF OF ME!
ANIMAL! LEAVE ME ALONE!</i>

701
00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:03,131
OH! NO, I'M ALL RIGHT.
NO, I'M FINE. I'M FINE.

702
00:50:03,200 --> 00:50:05,567
THEY'RE WITH BIG JOHN CRAMER.
THEY JUST GOT INTO TOWN.

703
00:50:05,637 --> 00:50:08,938
THEY'RE WORKING FOR HIM. TWO
MORE OF 'EM COME TO RIP US OFF.

704
00:50:09,006 --> 00:50:12,408
<i>I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. IT'S AS IF HE
HASN'T DONE ENOUGH TO THIS TOWN.</i>

705
00:50:12,476 --> 00:50:14,716
YOU GET OUT OF THIS TOWN!
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!

706
00:50:14,745 --> 00:50:16,745
GET OUT OF OUR TOWN!

707
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:22,401
WHY DON'T WE TRY TO
FIND THE JAIL ON OUR OWN?

708
00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:26,137
GOOD IDEA. THAT WAS A
CLOSE ONE. YOU OKAY?

709
00:50:26,206 --> 00:50:30,208
YEAH, JUST MINOR ABRASIONS.
I'LL CHECK 'EM OUT LATER.

710
00:50:30,277 --> 00:50:33,144
YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS AT OHIO
STATE, I TOOK A YEAR OF PREMED.

711
00:50:33,213 --> 00:50:35,180
PREMED. I KNOW.

712
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:52,431
WHAT HAPPENED TO YA?

713
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:55,718
UH, I SLIPPED ON A
BANANA PEEL. UH-HUH.

714
00:50:55,787 --> 00:50:57,915
JUST WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU BOYS?

715
00:50:57,939 --> 00:51:00,539
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO HELP
US. WE'RE LOOKING FOR SOMEONE.

716
00:51:00,608 --> 00:51:04,493
<i>IS THIS SOME KIND OF QUIZ, OR
DOES THIS SOMEONE HAVE A NAME?</i>

717
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,981
<i>BIG JOHN CRAMER.</i>

718
00:51:09,050 --> 00:51:11,161
<i>YOU'VE GOT BUSINESS
WITH BIG JOHN?</i>

719
00:51:11,185 --> 00:51:13,135
COLT! IN A WAY.

720
00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:17,789
- COLT!
- LOOK, BOYS, I'M ONLY GONNA
ASK YOU ONCE MORE.

721
00:51:17,858 --> 00:51:20,309
STATE YOUR NAMES,
YOUR PLACE OF BUSINESS...

722
00:51:20,377 --> 00:51:23,879
AND YOUR REASON FOR WANTIN'
TO TALK TO SHERIFF CRAMER.

723
00:51:23,948 --> 00:51:28,533
IS SOMETHING EATIN' YOU? CAN'T YOU
SEE I'M... YOU SAY SHERIFF CRAMER?

724
00:51:28,602 --> 00:51:32,471
YOU BOYS ARE NOT ONLY STUPID, YOU'RE
DEAF. NOW, WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE HIM?

725
00:51:32,539 --> 00:51:35,373
- UH, WELL, UH...
- WELL, WHAT?

726
00:51:35,442 --> 00:51:38,188
I DON'T THINK BIG JOHN WOULD WANT ME
TO TALK IN FRONT OF ALL THESE PEOPLE.

727
00:51:38,212 --> 00:51:42,080
- TALK ABOUT WHAT?
- WELL, I GOT AN IDEA
HE MIGHT APPRECIATE.

728
00:51:42,150 --> 00:51:43,868
YOU JUST TELL HIM COLT
SEAVERS IS WAITIN' FOR

729
00:51:43,892 --> 00:51:45,712
HIM OVER AT THE BAJA
CANTINA. HE'LL UNDERSTAND.

730
00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:48,354
LET'S GO, KID.

731
00:51:51,275 --> 00:51:53,225
- RENFRO!
- YO!

732
00:51:53,294 --> 00:51:55,995
<i>FRONT AND CENTER.</i> YEAH.

733
00:51:56,063 --> 00:51:58,213
DID YOU HEAR THAT?

734
00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:01,417
HE SAID THE MAN WE'VE COME
TO HOG-TIE IS THE SHERIFF.

735
00:52:01,485 --> 00:52:04,286
I HEARD THE MAN. KEEP
MOVING. WHERE TO?

736
00:52:04,355 --> 00:52:06,755
HE OWNS THE
COUNTY. HE'S THE LAW.

737
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,757
WELL, THAT IS A
TEMPORARY SETBACK.

738
00:52:08,825 --> 00:52:12,127
TEMPORARY? LOOKS
PERMANENT TO ME.

739
00:52:12,196 --> 00:52:15,765
LOOK, KID, I WANT YOU TO
REMEMBER ONE THING. WHAT'S THAT?

740
00:52:15,833 --> 00:52:20,969
EVERYTHING ALWAYS LOOKS DARKEST
JUST BEFORE IT GOES COMPLETELY BLACK.

741
00:52:32,933 --> 00:52:36,635
HELLO? OH, COLT,
DEAR. HOW'S IT GOING?

742
00:52:36,704 --> 00:52:38,870
OH, DON'T GIVE ME
"HOW'S IT GOING?" JACK.

743
00:52:38,939 --> 00:52:40,989
YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME
THAT CRAMER WAS A SHERIFF.

744
00:52:41,058 --> 00:52:45,060
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE, COLT? HE'S
VERY SUBSTANTIAL. HE OWNS HALF THE TOWN.

745
00:52:45,129 --> 00:52:47,229
OH, IT COULD BE MORE THAN HALF.

746
00:52:47,298 --> 00:52:50,799
WELL, I HAVE ABOUT A HALF A MIND
TO GET OUT OF HERE WHILE I STILL CAN.

747
00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:52,951
COLT, WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM.

748
00:52:53,020 --> 00:52:56,222
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THERE
WERE THREE MEN AFTER COUNTRY JOE?

749
00:52:56,290 --> 00:52:58,641
WELL, NOW, JUST HOW
IS THAT OUR PROBLEM?

750
00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:00,643
HOW'D YOU KNOW THREE
GUYS WERE AFTER JOE?

751
00:53:00,711 --> 00:53:02,627
WELL, WHEN I CAME
IN HERE THIS MORNING,

752
00:53:02,697 --> 00:53:06,198
THERE WERE THREE VERY LARGE
MEN GOING THROUGH MY FILES.

753
00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:08,333
THEY ASKED ME WHERE THEY
COULD FIND COUNTRY JOE,

754
00:53:08,402 --> 00:53:11,403
AND WHEN I SAID I WAS LOOKING
FOR HIM MYSELF, THEY LEFT.

755
00:53:11,471 --> 00:53:13,234
WELL, JOE WILL JUST
HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF

756
00:53:13,258 --> 00:53:15,357
HIMSELF TILL WE GET THIS
MESS STRAIGHTENED OUT,

757
00:53:15,426 --> 00:53:17,576
WHICH I'M NOT SURE I
WANNA TAKE ON, CONSIDERING.

758
00:53:17,645 --> 00:53:22,364
COLT, AFTER ALL THE TIMES
THAT I'VE HELPED YOU OUT...

759
00:53:22,433 --> 00:53:25,501
WHAT'S A WOMAN
ALONE SUPPOSED TO DO?

760
00:53:25,569 --> 00:53:27,569
DO YOU WANT ME TO
LOSE MY BUSINESS?

761
00:53:30,691 --> 00:53:33,358
WOMEN!

762
00:53:35,446 --> 00:53:39,464
COLT, WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SHERIFF WILL
DO IF HE FINDS OUT WHY WE'RE REALLY HERE?

763
00:53:39,533 --> 00:53:41,733
OH, HE'LL HAVE US ESCORTED
TO THE COUNTY LINE.

764
00:53:41,802 --> 00:53:44,970
THAT'S ALL? AND THEN
HAVE US BURIED UNDER IT.

765
00:53:45,039 --> 00:53:47,872
OH, NO. HAVEN'T YOU
TWO DONE ENOUGH?

766
00:53:47,942 --> 00:53:51,743
WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. IN FACT,
WE BARELY ESCAPED WITH OUR LIVES.

767
00:53:51,812 --> 00:53:53,946
TABLE FOR TWO? WHY NOT?

768
00:53:54,014 --> 00:53:57,049
YOU'LL JUST REPORT US TO
YOUR GOOD FRIEND, THE SHERIFF.

769
00:53:57,117 --> 00:53:59,117
COME ON.

770
00:54:03,890 --> 00:54:06,269
LOOK, WE'RE NOT REALLY THAT
GOOD OF FRIENDS WITH THE SHERIFF.

771
00:54:06,293 --> 00:54:09,172
FACT IS... THE FACT IS THAT WE'RE
ONLY HERE BECAUSE WE HAVE TO BE.

772
00:54:09,196 --> 00:54:13,332
<i>BUT WE'RE CURIOUS. WHY DOES EVERYBODY
GO CRAZY WHEN WE MENTION HIS NAME?</i>

773
00:54:13,401 --> 00:54:16,669
- BECAUSE HE CHEATED JUST ABOUT
EVERYONE IN THIS TOWN.
- CHEATED?

774
00:54:16,737 --> 00:54:20,089
HE FOUND OUT SOME CORPORATIONS WERE
GONNA BUILD DEFENSE PLANTS DOWN HERE...

775
00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:23,509
<i>WHEN THEY USED HIS OFFICES
TO RUN SECURITY CHECKS.</i>

776
00:54:23,577 --> 00:54:26,361
HE USED HIS INSIDE INFORMATION
TO BUY UP ALL THE LAND,

777
00:54:26,430 --> 00:54:29,497
AND THEN PRACTICALLY ALL THE
BUSINESSES WITH HIS PROFITS.

778
00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:32,751
- THERE'S MORE THAN
A LITTLE RESENTMENT.
- WE NOTICED.

779
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:34,603
YEAH.

780
00:54:34,672 --> 00:54:37,823
<i>HE SAID YOU'D KNOW WHO
HE WAS.</i> I NEVER HEARD OF HIM.

781
00:54:37,891 --> 00:54:40,576
WHAT KIND OF PLATES
DID HIS VEHICLE HAVE?

782
00:54:40,644 --> 00:54:43,645
<i>CALIFORNIA. THAT MEAN ANYTHING?</i>

783
00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:47,682
TAGGART, I WANT THOSE BOYS PICKED
UP, AND I WANT 'EM PICKED UP FAST.

784
00:54:47,751 --> 00:54:50,230
NOBODY'S TO TALK TO 'EM
TILL I GET TO THEM. YOU HEAR?

785
00:54:50,254 --> 00:54:54,022
I HEAR. RENFRO! YO! YO.

786
00:54:54,091 --> 00:54:56,525
GIVE DISPATCH A
DESCRIPTION OF THAT VEHICLE.

787
00:54:56,594 --> 00:54:58,921
WE'RE CLOSING DOWN
THE COUNTY. YOU BET.

788
00:55:14,228 --> 00:55:16,506
INSIDE. I'LL JUST WAIT
OUT HERE FOR YOU, COLT.

789
00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:18,480
BOTH OF YA!

790
00:55:26,724 --> 00:55:30,392
ALL RIGHT. WHICH ONE
OF YOU IS THE LIAR?

791
00:55:30,460 --> 00:55:32,492
WELL, JUDGING FROM
THAT HANDSOME PICTURE ON

792
00:55:32,516 --> 00:55:34,763
THE WALL OUT THERE, YOU
MUST BE SHERIFF CRAMER.

793
00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:37,382
AND YOU'D BE COLT SEAVERS, HUH?

794
00:55:37,451 --> 00:55:40,118
- THAT'S RIGHT.
- I NEVER HEARD OF YOU.

795
00:55:40,187 --> 00:55:43,455
WELL, DON'T FEEL GUILTY
ABOUT IT. I'M USED TO IT.

796
00:55:43,524 --> 00:55:47,442
- YOU'RE USED TO WHAT?
- BEING THE UNSUNG HERO.

797
00:55:47,511 --> 00:55:49,590
NEXT, YOU'LL BE TELLING
ME YOU DIDN'T GET MY WIRE,

798
00:55:49,614 --> 00:55:52,492
WHICH IS OBVIOUS FROM THE WAY THESE
CLOWNS OUT THERE HAVE BEEN TREATING ME.

799
00:55:52,516 --> 00:55:56,618
YOU CALLING MY DEPUTIES CLOWNS?
YOU BETTER HAVE A STRONG NECK, BOY.

800
00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:59,633
<i>WELL, I HOPE YOU GOT A LOT MORE
DEPUTIES THAN I'VE SEEN SO FAR.</i>

801
00:55:59,657 --> 00:56:01,590
AND BRIGHTER TOO. OTHERWISE,

802
00:56:01,659 --> 00:56:04,093
I'M... I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO
TAKE MY BUSINESS ELSEWHERE.

803
00:56:04,161 --> 00:56:04,820
COLT, UH...

804
00:56:04,844 --> 00:56:08,313
QUIET, OR I WON'T BE TAKIN' YOU
ON ANY MORE LOCATION SCOUTS.

805
00:56:08,382 --> 00:56:10,861
YOU'RE PROBABLY THE ONE THAT
SCREWED THAT TELEGRAM UP TO THE SHERIFF.

806
00:56:10,885 --> 00:56:12,996
<i>NOW, DID YOU SEND
THAT OR NOT?</i> WELL, I, UH...

807
00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:15,937
<i>HOLD IT! I'M ASKING
THE QUESTIONS HERE.</i>

808
00:56:16,006 --> 00:56:18,523
WE FOUND THE PROBLEM. NEPOTISM.

809
00:56:18,592 --> 00:56:20,436
<i>HOLLYWOOD IS CRAWLING
WITH IT. I DON'T SEE</i>

810
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,461
<i>HOW WE EVER MADE A
MOVIE UNDER $20 MILLION...</i>

811
00:56:22,530 --> 00:56:24,713
<i>WITH COUSINS LIKE THAT
RUNNIN' AROUND LOOSE.</i>

812
00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:27,699
WELL, NOT EXACTLY ON THE LOOSE AT
THE MOMENT, THANKS TO YOU, SHERIFF.

813
00:56:27,768 --> 00:56:30,602
YOU THINK WE COULD GET THESE
HANDCUFFS OFF SO WE COULD GET DOWN TO...

814
00:56:30,671 --> 00:56:32,916
YOU TALK FASTER THAN A
PREACHER DURING COLLECTION.

815
00:56:32,940 --> 00:56:36,958
- COME ON. WHO ARE YOU?
- BURT REYNOLDS.

816
00:56:37,928 --> 00:56:40,545
YOU AIN'T BURT REYNOLDS.

817
00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:43,047
TRUE. SOMETIMES,
I'M ROBERT REDFORD.

818
00:56:46,603 --> 00:56:49,504
TAGGART. YES, SIR.

819
00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:53,475
CALL THE COUNTY KOOK SQUAD.
WE GOT A MAJOR LOONY HERE.

820
00:56:53,544 --> 00:56:57,045
LOOK, SHERIFF, WHAT I'M TRYING TO TELL
YOU IS THAT I'M A MAJOR HOLLYWOOD STUNTMAN,

821
00:56:57,114 --> 00:57:00,176
AND I'M HERE TO SET UP A SHOOTING
SITE FOR OUR NEXT HIGH-BUDGET MOVIE.

822
00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:03,052
<i>I MEAN, YOU CAN CHECK IT ALL OUT,
PROVIDING IT'S WORTH THE EFFORT.</i>

823
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:07,005
NO POINT IN GETTING INTO BUSINESS,
THOUGH, UNTIL I HEAR YOUR TERMS.

824
00:57:07,074 --> 00:57:11,159
- MY TERMS? TERMS FOR WHAT?
- TO RENT YOUR DEPARTMENT.

825
00:57:11,228 --> 00:57:15,497
RENT MY DEPARTMENT? I MEAN
OFFICERS, PATROL CRUISERS, UNIFORMS...

826
00:57:15,566 --> 00:57:19,501
EVERYTHING WE'LL NEED TO STAGE A REAL
HIGH-SPEED CHASE RIGHT THROUGH YOUR COUNTY.

827
00:57:19,570 --> 00:57:23,372
- THROUGH MY COUNTY?
- WELL... OR THE NEXT COUNTY.

828
00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,618
<i>COUNTRY PRETTY MUCH
LOOKS ALL THE SAME.</i>

829
00:57:25,642 --> 00:57:28,610
I DON'T BELIEVE A
WORD YOU'RE SAYIN'.

830
00:57:28,679 --> 00:57:31,196
LOOK, SHERIFF, I-I
CAN PROVE WHO I AM.

831
00:57:31,265 --> 00:57:34,449
ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS CALL FALL GUY
STUNT ASSOCIATION IN HOLLYWOOD.

832
00:57:37,354 --> 00:57:39,871
HOLLYWOOD.

833
00:57:44,361 --> 00:57:48,163
AND I WAS BEGINNING TO THINK THAT<i>
I</i> WAS THE DUMB ONE IN THE FAMILY.

834
00:57:50,434 --> 00:57:52,367
SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU?

835
00:57:52,436 --> 00:57:55,503
NO, NO. HOW COULD
YOU THINK THAT?

836
00:57:55,572 --> 00:57:59,107
HERE I AM WITH THE GREATEST
LEGEND EVER TO COME OUT OF PEA FALLS.

837
00:57:59,176 --> 00:58:05,147
A MAN WHO JUMPS HIGH BUILDINGS, LEAPS OUT
OF AIRPLANES, CRASHES INTO CONCRETE WALLS.

838
00:58:05,215 --> 00:58:07,416
MY HERO.

839
00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:11,353
AND WHAT HAPPENS ON
THE FIRST JOB WE GO ON?

840
00:58:11,422 --> 00:58:14,689
I GIVE UP. WHAT HAPPENS?

841
00:58:14,758 --> 00:58:20,212
WE DIE, COLT. WE DIE LIKE DOGS,
GUNNED DOWN IN OUR PRIME.

842
00:58:20,280 --> 00:58:22,697
YOU'RE EVEN SCARING ME.

843
00:58:22,766 --> 00:58:25,900
YOU'RE NOT TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY,
COLT, AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY.

844
00:58:25,969 --> 00:58:28,736
I HAVE A PLAN. <i>A PLAN.</i>

845
00:58:28,805 --> 00:58:31,974
THIS IS SOME PLAN.

846
00:58:32,042 --> 00:58:34,977
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THEY CHECK YOU
OUT AND FIND OUT WHY WE'RE REALLY HERE?

847
00:58:35,045 --> 00:58:38,230
OH, HE'S GONNA CALL THAT
NUMBER I GAVE HIM IN LOS ANGELES,

848
00:58:38,298 --> 00:58:40,258
AND THEY'RE GONNA
TELL HIM I'M A STUNTMAN.

849
00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:43,485
<i>THEN HIS GREED TAKES OVER.</i>

850
00:58:43,553 --> 00:58:47,138
THERE'S NO ONE IN THIS TOWN THAT COULD
POSSIBLY TELL HIM WHY WE'RE REALLY HERE.

851
00:58:53,531 --> 00:58:56,632
THAT'S RIGHT, ISN'T IT?

852
00:58:56,700 --> 00:59:00,935
THERE'S NO ONE IN THIS TOWN WHO KNOWS WHY
WE'RE HERE OR WHAT YOU DO FOR A SIDELINE.

853
00:59:01,004 --> 00:59:03,305
THAT'S RIGHT.

854
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,978
JOE? YEAH?

855
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:14,282
I HOPE WE'RE DOIN' THE RIGHT
THING. WE DON'T HAVE ANY CHOICE.

856
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:16,929
HONEY, LOOK, COLT SEAVERS IS
DOWN HERE ON A BOUNTY HUNT.

857
00:59:16,953 --> 00:59:21,189
NOW, HE'S THE ONE MAN IN THE WHOLE
WORLD THAT WE CAN TRUST TO SAVE OUR LIVES.

858
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,886
YOU BOYS ARE FREE TO GO.

859
00:59:34,955 --> 00:59:39,457
SHERIFF SAYS HE'LL MEET YOU AT
THE BAJA CANTINA AT 8:00 FOR DINNER.

860
00:59:39,526 --> 00:59:42,005
HIS GUESTS. WELL, YOU TELL
THE SHERIFF WE'LL BE THERE.

861
00:59:42,029 --> 00:59:45,663
OKAY. YEE-HAW!

862
00:59:53,857 --> 00:59:56,708
BOY, YOU SURE DO DRIVE
A HARD BARGAIN, SHERIFF.

863
00:59:56,777 --> 01:00:01,079
20,000 IT IS. NOW, YOU PROVIDE ALL 10
OF YOUR POLICE CARS WITH DEPUTIES.

864
01:00:01,148 --> 01:00:05,216
<i>WHOO-HOO! WE'RE GONNA HAVE ONE FINE
TIME, HUH? WAIT'LL YOU SEE MY BOYS DRIVE.</i>

865
01:00:05,285 --> 01:00:10,839
- THEY'RE GOOD?
- THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' ON WHEELS
CAN OUTRUN ONE OF MY DEPUTIES.

866
01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:13,892
- THOUGH A LOT
OF DEAD MEN HAVE TRIED.
- THAT'S REASSURING.

867
01:00:13,961 --> 01:00:16,111
OH, IT'S GOOD TO KNOW
THE LAW IS PREPARED.

868
01:00:16,163 --> 01:00:22,150
WHAT KIND OF FOLKS ARE YOU
GONNA HAVE IN THIS HERE PICTURE?

869
01:00:22,219 --> 01:00:24,797
I MEAN, BESIDES YOUR
"REDWOOD" AND, UH, "EASTFORD."

870
01:00:24,821 --> 01:00:28,073
<i>OH, YOU MEAN WOMEN.
HE MEANS WOMEN, KID.</i>

871
01:00:28,142 --> 01:00:30,239
<i>WELL, WE GOT, UH... WE
GOT ALL THE BEST WOMEN</i>

872
01:00:30,263 --> 01:00:32,243
<i>IN AMERICA COMING
DOWN FOR THIS ONE, JOHN.</i>

873
01:00:32,312 --> 01:00:34,295
YOU GOT ANY BLONDES?

874
01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:38,282
BLONDES. WELL, LET ME SEE. DO WE
GOT ANY BLONDES IN THIS ONE, KID?

875
01:00:38,351 --> 01:00:40,752
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY.

876
01:00:40,821 --> 01:00:43,288
OH!

877
01:00:43,357 --> 01:00:46,775
- EXCEPT DOLLY PARTON.
- DOLLY PARTON?

878
01:00:46,843 --> 01:00:49,094
- AND FARRAH FAWCETT.
- IS SHE GONNA BE HERE TOO?

879
01:00:49,163 --> 01:00:51,246
<i>ANN-MARGRET. SHE'S
SORT OF BLONDE.</i>

880
01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:55,299
- <i>ANN-MARGRET?</i>
- AND, UH, CHERYL LADD
AND LONI ANDERSON.

881
01:00:55,369 --> 01:00:59,404
NOW, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, KID. NOW,
LET'S SEE. NO, LONI... LONI AIN'T FIRM.

882
01:00:59,473 --> 01:01:04,159
LONI ANDERSON AIN'T FIRM?

883
01:01:04,227 --> 01:01:06,544
SHE LOOKS REAL GOOD ON THE TV.

884
01:01:06,613 --> 01:01:10,132
- BY THE WAY, SHERIFF, ONE MORE
THING ABOUT THE REHEARSAL.
- THE REHEARSAL?

885
01:01:10,200 --> 01:01:12,116
YEAH. WE... SEE,
IT'LL BE NECESSARY...

886
01:01:12,186 --> 01:01:14,886
TO GATHER ALL YOUR DEPUTIES
IN THE COUNTY TOGETHER AT ONCE.

887
01:01:14,954 --> 01:01:17,739
- WHAT FOR?
- WELL, UH, DRIVING SKILLS.

888
01:01:17,808 --> 01:01:21,426
<i>I MEAN, I GOTTA JUDGE WHO'S THE BEST,
AND WE GOTTA SEE WHO CAN DO WHAT.</i>

889
01:01:21,494 --> 01:01:23,611
WE DON'T WANT TO GET
ANYBODY KILLED NOW.

890
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,713
YEAH, YEAH.

891
01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:28,350
UH, WELL, JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU NEED AND WHEN.

892
01:01:28,418 --> 01:01:32,370
WELL, TOMORROW MORNING. AND WE'LL
START RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF THE JAILHOUSE.

893
01:01:32,439 --> 01:01:34,439
IS THERE A CHOPPER
IN THIS COUNTY?

894
01:01:34,508 --> 01:01:36,958
YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHING
ABOUT A CHOPPER.

895
01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:40,278
OH, WE'LL JUST NEED IT TOMORROW MORNING,
YOU KNOW, JUST TO JUDGE THE DRIVING.

896
01:01:40,347 --> 01:01:43,114
<i>WHEN WE SHOOT HERE, YOU KNOW,
NATURALLY WE'LL BRING OUR OWN.</i>

897
01:01:43,183 --> 01:01:48,503
- CAN YOU DELIVER?
- IS A DUCK WATERTIGHT?

898
01:01:48,572 --> 01:01:51,623
WELL, GOOD, SHERIFF. WELL, I GUESS THAT
SETTLES ALL THE BUSINESS FOR TONIGHT.

899
01:01:51,691 --> 01:01:53,642
HEY, COLT, AIN'T WE GONNA PARTY?

900
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:57,379
OH, NO. COME ON, KID. WE GOTTA TURN IN. WE
GOTTA PLAN OUT OUR STUNTS FOR TOMORROW.

901
01:01:57,447 --> 01:02:00,698
- AW.
- YEAH. WE DON'T WANT
TO INSULT THE LADIES.

902
01:02:00,768 --> 01:02:03,819
- I MEAN, WE CAN'T BE RUDE.
- MAYBE I'M NOT
MR. SEAVERS' TYPE.

903
01:02:03,887 --> 01:02:06,604
<i>MAYBE HE HAS A WIFE
AND KIDS BACK HOME.</i>

904
01:02:06,673 --> 01:02:09,218
<i>WELL, IF THAT'S A
FACT, YOU'RE IN LUCK.</i>

905
01:02:09,242 --> 01:02:12,877
NO OUTSIDE MARRIAGES
COUNT IN MY COUNTY.

906
01:02:12,946 --> 01:02:18,200
<i>WE GOT SPECIAL
LAWS.</i> WELL, UH... <i>COLT!</i>

907
01:02:18,268 --> 01:02:21,036
NOREEN, WHAT ARE YOU... WE
FOLLOWED YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN HERE.

908
01:02:21,104 --> 01:02:24,322
<i>- COLT, WE NEED YOU.
- YOU NEED ME?</i>

909
01:02:24,391 --> 01:02:28,510
COME ON, LADIES. THESE FOLKS GOT
SOME PERSONAL THINGS TO WORK OUT.

910
01:02:28,579 --> 01:02:31,546
WE'LL HAVE A LITTLE NIGHTCAP
OVER AT MY PLACE. JUST A...

911
01:02:31,615 --> 01:02:33,948
YOU SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT AN ADVANCE.

912
01:02:34,017 --> 01:02:36,730
RIGHT AFTER I JUDGE THE
DEPUTIES' DRIVING SKILLS TOMORROW.

913
01:02:36,754 --> 01:02:39,788
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
9:00 IN THE MORNING.

914
01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:42,758
WE'LL BE THERE, SHERIFF.

915
01:02:42,826 --> 01:02:45,193
COLT... COLT, LISTEN.

916
01:02:45,262 --> 01:02:48,647
IT'S ALL RIGHT. HE'S WITH ME. WE
BETTER GET YOU OUT OF HERE. COME ON.

917
01:02:52,669 --> 01:02:54,714
WAS THAT A POLICE
CAR HE DROVE OFF IN?

918
01:02:54,738 --> 01:02:56,716
NOREEN, YOU SHOULDN'T
HAVE COME HERE.

919
01:02:56,740 --> 01:02:59,451
COUNTRY JOE AND I DIDN'T HAVE
ANYBODY ELSE TO TURN TO. COUNTRY JOE?

920
01:02:59,475 --> 01:03:02,510
COUNTRY JOE IS DOWN HERE TOO?

921
01:03:02,579 --> 01:03:05,847
<i>OH, NO.</i> - HELLO, COLT.

922
01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:08,899
- I DON'T BELIEVE THIS!
- JOE, YOU GOTTA
GET OUTTA HERE FAST.

923
01:03:08,968 --> 01:03:11,113
THERE AIN'T NO PLACE FOR
ME TO GO. THEY'RE CHASIN' ME.

924
01:03:11,137 --> 01:03:13,070
WHO? RANDY AND
THEM TWO BIG DUDES.

925
01:03:13,139 --> 01:03:14,939
YOU MEAN THEY'RE COMING HERE?

926
01:03:15,008 --> 01:03:18,409
MAY I SUGGEST WE GO
SOMEPLACE ELSE TO TALK?

927
01:03:18,478 --> 01:03:21,463
FOLLOW MY TRUCK. OKAY.

928
01:03:21,531 --> 01:03:25,383
<i>DRUGS. DRUGS? YOU?
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.</i>

929
01:03:25,451 --> 01:03:29,203
NO, NOT ME. THE DUDES THAT WERE
TRYING TO MUSCLE IN ON MANAGING ME.

930
01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:31,147
SEE, THEY WERE USING MY
TOURING BUS AT CONCERTS

931
01:03:31,171 --> 01:03:32,908
TO DISTRIBUTE THE DRUGS
AROUND THE COUNTRY.

932
01:03:32,976 --> 01:03:36,216
THEY ALWAYS SHOW UP AT MY GIG, YOU KNOW.
THEY WERE ALL FRIENDLY AND SMILING AND...

933
01:03:36,279 --> 01:03:38,446
IT WAS NO WONDER. THEY
WERE STASHING AWAY...

934
01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:40,982
ALL KINDS OF THINGS IN
THE PANEL OF HIS BIG BUS.

935
01:03:41,050 --> 01:03:44,051
THAT'S RIGHT. AND MY MISTAKE WAS
ACCIDENTALLY FINDING THE DRUGS.

936
01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:47,489
<i>WHEN I FOUND 'EM, I GOT RID OF 'EM, OF
COURSE.</i> NO WONDER THEY'RE CHASING YOU.

937
01:03:47,558 --> 01:03:49,518
BUT YOU TOLD 'EM
WHAT YOU'D DONE WITH IT.

938
01:03:49,542 --> 01:03:53,444
YOU THINK THEY BELIEVED ME? I WENT TO MY
MANAGER AND TOLD HIM WHAT WAS HAPPENING.

939
01:03:53,513 --> 01:03:56,731
<i>SO HE CONFRONTED THEM AND TOLD THEM
TO LET ME ALONE OR HE'D CALL THE POLICE.</i>

940
01:03:56,799 --> 01:03:59,662
- SO THEY BEAT HIM UP.
- AND THEY USED MY NAME
A LOT TOO, SEE?

941
01:03:59,686 --> 01:04:02,320
AND HIS WIFE HEARD IT. THAT'S
WHY SHE HAD ME PUT IN JAIL.

942
01:04:02,389 --> 01:04:05,090
WHICH WAS FINE, 'CAUSE I
WOULD BE SAFE THERE. BUT, SEE,

943
01:04:05,158 --> 01:04:08,075
<i>NOREEN DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING
ON, SO SHE CAME AND BAILED ME OUT.</i>

944
01:04:08,144 --> 01:04:10,390
THAT'S WHY I WAS AT THE PALOMINO
CLUB TRYING TO RAISE ME A STAKE...

945
01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:12,330
TO GET ME AND HER AND
THE KID OUT OF TOWN.

946
01:04:12,399 --> 01:04:14,960
THAT'S WHEN I SHOWED UP. <i>BOY,
AND DID YOU SAVE MY LIFE, COLT.</i>

947
01:04:14,984 --> 01:04:17,719
<i>'CAUSE THAT WAS PAYOFF NIGHT, AND
THEY WERE GONNA GET THEIR DRUGS,</i>

948
01:04:17,787 --> 01:04:20,866
OR THEY WERE GONNA TAKE ME AND
NOREEN AND THE KID OUT AND WASTE US.

949
01:04:20,890 --> 01:04:22,952
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? AT
LEAST I COULD'VE GOTTEN SOME HELP.

950
01:04:22,976 --> 01:04:24,954
COMIN' DOWN HERE WAS THE
WORST THING YOU COULD'VE DONE.

951
01:04:24,978 --> 01:04:26,927
YOU'RE RIGHT IN THE
MIDDLE OF A WAR ZONE.

952
01:04:26,996 --> 01:04:29,556
WELL, CAN'T WE GO TO THE
LOCAL SHERIFF FOR PROTECTION?

953
01:04:31,051 --> 01:04:34,052
GREAT IDEA. NEXT.

954
01:04:34,120 --> 01:04:36,955
JOE, I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT YOU
STUMBLED INTO HERE, BUT YOU GOTTA LEAVE.

955
01:04:37,024 --> 01:04:40,274
BUT I CAN'T. THEY'RE CHASING ME.
THEY'RE ONLY HALF A DAY BEHIND ME.

956
01:04:40,343 --> 01:04:43,089
COLT, IF THOSE GUYS PULL
INTO TOWN... YEAH, I KNOW.

957
01:04:43,113 --> 01:04:46,530
LOOK, WE'LL HANDLE YOUR FRIENDS, BUT YOU
GOTTA GET BACK ON THE ROAD, AND DON'T STOP.

958
01:04:46,599 --> 01:04:50,218
- BUT WHERE? WHERE DO I GO?
- <i>GO SOUTH, THEN CUT OVER. TAKE</i>
<i>THE INTERSTATE BACK TO L.A.</i>

959
01:04:50,286 --> 01:04:53,288
- AND THEN YOU
GO STRAIGHT TO SOAPY.
- ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HOLD 'EM?

960
01:04:53,356 --> 01:04:56,419
IF YOU HAD ANYBODY ELSE YOU COULD TRUST,
WOULD YOU HAVE DRIVEN YOUR FAMILY THIS FAR?

961
01:04:56,443 --> 01:04:58,554
I LOVE YOU FOR THIS, MAN, AND
I WON'T FORGET IT, BELIEVE ME.

962
01:04:58,578 --> 01:05:00,538
<i>ONE LAST QUESTION. IT
MIGHT MAKE THE DIFFERENCE...</i>

963
01:05:00,581 --> 01:05:02,781
WHETHER ANY OF US GET
OUT OF THIS COUNTY ALIVE.

964
01:05:02,849 --> 01:05:04,927
HOW DID YOU FIND ME? NO ONE WAS
SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHERE I WAS.

965
01:05:04,951 --> 01:05:08,269
THROUGH YOUR ANSWERING SERVICE. I CALLED
'EM, AND THEY SAID YOU WERE DOWN HERE.

966
01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:10,366
<i>THEY SAID I COULD REACH YOU
THROUGH THE LOCAL SHERIFF.</i>

967
01:05:10,390 --> 01:05:12,807
WHO'D BE DUMB ENOUGH TO...

968
01:05:15,411 --> 01:05:18,558
COLT, YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT
HAVING TO BE INCOGNITO DOWN HERE.

969
01:05:18,582 --> 01:05:20,960
I THOUGHT WE'D BE WORKING
CLOSELY WITH THE LOCAL SHERIFF,

970
01:05:20,984 --> 01:05:23,718
AND SO I LEFT THE NUMBER
IN CASE MY MOTHER...

971
01:05:23,787 --> 01:05:26,254
YOUR MOTHER? I'LL CANCEL IT.

972
01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:28,590
JOE, WHAT DID YOU
TELL THE SHERIFF?

973
01:05:28,659 --> 01:05:30,711
WELL, I NEVER REALLY
SAW HIM. I WAS ON MY WAY

974
01:05:30,735 --> 01:05:32,811
TO HIS OFFICE, AND THEN
I SPOTTED YOUR TRUCK.

975
01:05:32,879 --> 01:05:34,829
WELL, YOU'D BETTER GET GOING.

976
01:05:34,898 --> 01:05:37,265
WE GOT A LOT TO DO IF WE'RE
GONNA INTERCEPT YOUR FRIENDS.

977
01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:38,883
YOU GOT IT.

978
01:05:38,952 --> 01:05:42,119
WELL, WE'RE KIND OF BUSY
DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW.

979
01:05:42,188 --> 01:05:45,189
CAN'T YOU KEEP THAT CAT
LOCKED UP OR SOMETHIN'?

980
01:05:55,635 --> 01:05:58,136
PIECE OF CAKE. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

981
01:05:58,204 --> 01:06:01,084
YOU'RE GONNA BREAK YOUR NECK GOIN'
UP, OR YOU'RE GONNA GET SHOT COMIN' OUT.

982
01:06:01,108 --> 01:06:03,041
GEEZ, HAVE A LITTLE
FAITH, WILL YA?

983
01:06:03,110 --> 01:06:05,230
IT'S WHAT I DO FOR
A LIVIN', REMEMBER?

984
01:06:07,247 --> 01:06:09,264
YOU STAY PUT.

985
01:07:18,501 --> 01:07:21,736
YEP. I FIGURE I'M GONNA
BUY ME THAT NEW SHOTGUN.

986
01:07:32,265 --> 01:07:36,333
MY WIFE'S MOTHER WANTS A
NEW SET OF DRAPES. WHAT?

987
01:07:36,402 --> 01:07:38,369
YEAH. NEW SET OF DRAPES.

988
01:07:38,438 --> 01:07:40,719
<i>YOU JUST BOUGHT HER
SOME FUZZY SLIPPERS.</i>

989
01:07:45,295 --> 01:07:48,146
MAN, THAT DON'T
MAKE NO DIFFERENCE.

990
01:07:48,214 --> 01:07:50,109
<i>I BELIEVE SHE'S TAKIN'
ADVANTAGE OF YOU.</i>

991
01:07:50,133 --> 01:07:53,050
<i>LET ME HAVE SOME OF THAT
LIZARD SWEAT SHE CALLS COFFEE.</i>

992
01:07:53,119 --> 01:07:56,239
- YOU BETTER BE GLAD
YOU'RE GETTIN' ANYTHING.
- <i>JUST LET ME HAVE A SWIG OF IT.</i>

993
01:07:58,091 --> 01:08:01,525
<i>I'LL BE GLAD WHEN
THIS NIGHT'S OVER.</i>

994
01:08:08,902 --> 01:08:10,852
GOOD NIGHT.

995
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:12,820
GOOD NIGHT. HEY!

996
01:08:12,889 --> 01:08:16,657
SHERIFF'S OFFICE.

997
01:08:21,698 --> 01:08:24,482
- TEN MILES.
- SAY WHAT?

998
01:08:24,550 --> 01:08:27,518
SIGN BACK THERE
SAID 10 MORE MILES.

999
01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:38,947
THAT'S THEM. ARE YOU SURE?

1000
01:08:39,015 --> 01:08:41,515
HOW COULD I FORGET?
THEY KILLED ME.

1001
01:09:00,770 --> 01:09:02,804
UH-OH. YOU BETTER SLOW DOWN.

1002
01:09:02,872 --> 01:09:03,794
I'M NOT SPEEDING.

1003
01:09:03,818 --> 01:09:06,707
WELL, YOU'RE DOIN' SOMETHING.
THE MAN'S RIGHT BEHIND US.

1004
01:09:09,679 --> 01:09:11,211
PULL OVER HERE.

1005
01:09:37,523 --> 01:09:40,157
SEE YOUR OPERATOR'S
LICENSE, PLEASE?

1006
01:09:53,973 --> 01:09:55,657
BE RIGHT BACK.

1007
01:09:58,862 --> 01:10:01,529
- BE COOL. BE COOL.
- IT'S HIM!

1008
01:10:01,597 --> 01:10:03,948
- HIM WHO?
- THE DUDE WE KILLED.

1009
01:10:04,016 --> 01:10:06,912
COME ON, RIGHTEOUS. HOW CAN IT BE
THE DUDE WE KILLED IF WE KILLED HIM?

1010
01:10:06,936 --> 01:10:08,920
I DON'T KNOW!

1011
01:10:13,693 --> 01:10:17,511
WE KILLED HIM ONCE. THIS
TIME, WE'RE GONNA BE SURE.

1012
01:10:25,272 --> 01:10:28,356
- HE'S GOT US!
- GOT US? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GOT US? HOW?

1013
01:10:28,424 --> 01:10:30,507
YOU TELL ME. THE
WHEELS ARE JUST SPINNIN'.

1014
01:10:58,071 --> 01:11:00,287
BE SURE IT'S TIGHT.

1015
01:11:00,356 --> 01:11:03,791
HAVE A NICE DAY, FELLAS. WE'LL LEAVE
A NOTE EXPLAINING YOU TO THE SHERIFF.

1016
01:11:34,774 --> 01:11:36,724
MORNIN', COLT.

1017
01:11:36,793 --> 01:11:39,777
<i>MORNIN', SHERIFF.</i>

1018
01:11:39,846 --> 01:11:42,313
BOY, THEY'RE GONNA
BE GOOD IN THE MOVIE.

1019
01:11:42,382 --> 01:11:44,743
SOME OF 'EM LOOK REAL
MEAN, DON'T THEY? YEAH.

1020
01:11:44,767 --> 01:11:47,946
REAL MEAN. THEY'LL
BE FINE, SHERIFF.

1021
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:52,573
YEP. NOW, EXACTLY, UH, WHAT
DO YOU WANT MY BOYS TO DO?

1022
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:55,026
WELL, I'LL LEAD THE
WAY STRAIGHT SOUTH.

1023
01:11:55,095 --> 01:11:58,545
THEN IT'LL JUST BE UP TO YOUR
DEPUTIES TO TRY AND CATCH ME.

1024
01:11:58,614 --> 01:12:00,881
<i>THEY'RE ALL LOOKIN'
FORWARD TO THAT, HUH?</i>

1025
01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:02,933
SO AM I, SHERIFF.

1026
01:12:03,002 --> 01:12:06,721
<i>WELL, WHEN I TAKE OFF, I WANT EACH OF YOUR
BOYS NOW JUST TO TROMP ON THEM SUCKERS...</i>

1027
01:12:06,789 --> 01:12:10,424
AND GO TILL THE RUBBER GETS SO HOT
ON THEM TIRES, THEY JUST BEG FOR MERCY.

1028
01:12:10,493 --> 01:12:12,943
BEG FOR MERCY, EH?

1029
01:12:13,012 --> 01:12:17,281
HOW FAR DO YOU WANT
MY BOYS TO GO? TILL I STOP.

1030
01:12:17,350 --> 01:12:19,450
THAT'S WHEN YOU'LL PICK
ME UP IN THE CHOPPER.

1031
01:12:19,518 --> 01:12:22,364
AND THEN THAT WAY, I'LL GET A
CHANCE TO, UH, OBSERVE 'EM FIRSTHAND...

1032
01:12:22,388 --> 01:12:24,605
AS THEY RACE EACH
OTHER BACK TO TOWN.

1033
01:12:24,674 --> 01:12:27,725
AND THERE'LL BE A $1,000
BONUS FOR THE BOY WHO WINS.

1034
01:12:27,794 --> 01:12:30,561
<i>A THOUSAND DOLLARS,
HUH? I COULD USE THAT!</i>

1035
01:12:30,630 --> 01:12:33,097
<i>ALL RIGHT! WE'RE ALL SET!</i>

1036
01:12:33,165 --> 01:12:36,062
ALL RIGHT, DON'T GET LOST, SHERIFF.
I'M COUNTIN' ON YOU TO PICK ME UP.

1037
01:12:36,086 --> 01:12:38,367
COME ON, RENFRO. LET'S GO.

1038
01:14:02,905 --> 01:14:05,038
YOU JUST RELAX AND
ENJOY IT, RENFRO.

1039
01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:08,008
YOU'RE GONNA SEE SOME
FANCY DRIVIN'. I'M READY.

1040
01:14:24,927 --> 01:14:29,230
YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE A STUNTMAN IN THE MOVIES.

1041
01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:31,248
<i>LOOK OUT!</i>

1042
01:14:31,317 --> 01:14:32,800
WHOA!

1043
01:14:49,469 --> 01:14:54,555
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT TURN YOU DID BACK
THERE? WHAT... JUST LIKE THAT ONE THERE.

1044
01:14:57,060 --> 01:14:59,794
RENFRO, I THINK YOU'D MAKE A
GREAT LEADING MAN, ACTUALLY.

1045
01:14:59,863 --> 01:15:01,173
DO YA? SURE.

1046
01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:03,131
WELL, MY MOTHER
USED TO SAY THAT TO ME.

1047
01:15:03,199 --> 01:15:07,418
<i>OH, MR. COLT, THIS MAKES ME FEEL
LIKE I'M JUST RIGHT THERE IN THE MOVIES.</i>

1048
01:15:15,812 --> 01:15:18,795
<i>I HAD A COUSIN THAT WAS
IN</i> THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.

1049
01:15:18,864 --> 01:15:20,965
YEAH? SHE WAS AN EXTRA.

1050
01:15:30,076 --> 01:15:33,093
HE'S TAKIN' MY BOYS AN
AWFUL LONG WAY SOUTH.

1051
01:15:37,934 --> 01:15:40,751
OKAY, GUYS, LET'S PLAY
FOLLOW-THE-LEADER.

1052
01:15:42,838 --> 01:15:44,421
YOU DIDN'T SIGNAL BACK THERE.

1053
01:15:49,495 --> 01:15:51,423
GUESS YOU'D BETTER
TIGHTEN THAT BELT UP.

1054
01:15:51,447 --> 01:15:55,049
THAT BELT IS ABOUT AS TIGHT
AS I CAN GET IT RIGHT NOW.

1055
01:16:01,607 --> 01:16:04,275
I DON'T RECKON I CAN
DO THIS EVERY DAY.

1056
01:16:05,228 --> 01:16:07,511
THAT LOOKS EASY, COLT.

1057
01:16:09,132 --> 01:16:11,132
WHOA!

1058
01:16:46,919 --> 01:16:49,420
<i>WHERE'D HE GO? I
CAN'T SEE A THING!</i>

1059
01:16:55,778 --> 01:16:58,178
<i>HEY, GUYS, I'M OVER HERE!</i>

1060
01:17:03,419 --> 01:17:06,420
I RECKON YOU JUST REALLY GOTTA PAY
ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU'RE DOIN', DON'T YA?

1061
01:17:10,409 --> 01:17:13,627
<i>THAT SIGN SAYS THE
BRIDGE IS OUT, MR. COLT!</i>

1062
01:17:13,696 --> 01:17:16,614
JUST SIT THERE AND RELAX.

1063
01:17:36,301 --> 01:17:41,455
I'LL TELL YOU, YOU'RE A GOOD
DRIVER, MR. COLT. THANK GOD.

1064
01:17:46,111 --> 01:17:49,430
WHOA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

1065
01:17:51,467 --> 01:17:54,101
THAT BOY SURE CAN DRIVE.

1066
01:17:54,170 --> 01:17:57,721
OKAY, RENFRO, IT'S ALL YOURS. WHEN THOSE
BOYS CATCH UP, YOU DO JUST LIKE I DID.

1067
01:17:57,790 --> 01:18:00,824
I KNOW YOU WON'T DO IT AS WELL,
BUT YOU DO THE BEST YOU CAN.

1068
01:18:00,893 --> 01:18:04,461
OH, HE'S PULLING OVER
NOW. SET THIS THING DOWN.

1069
01:18:25,384 --> 01:18:27,817
YOU DO KNOW HOW TO DRIVE.

1070
01:18:27,886 --> 01:18:30,437
AND FLY TOO, SHERIFF. OUT.

1071
01:18:32,174 --> 01:18:34,252
WHAT IS THIS, MORE
FUN AND GAMES?

1072
01:18:34,276 --> 01:18:37,345
NO GAMES, SHERIFF.
JUST SIT BACK AND RELAX.

1073
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:39,347
HEY, WHAT IS THIS?

1074
01:18:39,415 --> 01:18:42,099
<i>WHO ARE YOU?</i> A
FRIEND OF THE COURT.

1075
01:18:54,179 --> 01:18:56,196
HEY, WHAT...

1076
01:18:57,599 --> 01:18:59,516
NOW WHAT?

1077
01:18:59,585 --> 01:19:02,385
NOW WE CIRCLE BACK, MEET
THE TRUCK AT THE COUNTY LINE.

1078
01:19:15,768 --> 01:19:17,817
YOU AIN'T GONNA
GET AWAY WITH THIS.

1079
01:19:17,886 --> 01:19:20,821
WHO'S GONNA STOP US?

1080
01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:26,761
HOWDY. HOWDY.

1081
01:19:26,829 --> 01:19:29,630
HELP YOU GENTLEMEN?
OH, I HOPE SO.

1082
01:19:29,699 --> 01:19:31,632
WE'RE LOOKING FOR THIS MAN.

1083
01:19:31,701 --> 01:19:34,362
WANTED IN LOS ANGELES FOR
JUMPING BAIL. SEEN HIM AROUND?

1084
01:19:34,386 --> 01:19:36,920
- HAVEN'T SEEN HIM.
- OH.

1085
01:19:36,989 --> 01:19:41,391
WELL, HIS WIFE COULD BE DRIVING A
BIG RED CAR WITH HORNS ON THE FRONT.

1086
01:19:42,795 --> 01:19:45,529
HORNS ON IT? <i>YEAH.</i>

1087
01:19:45,598 --> 01:19:47,865
YOU BOYS BEEN DRINKIN'?

1088
01:19:47,933 --> 01:19:51,952
<i>BREAKER, BREAKER. UNIT 12 TO
HEADQUARTERS. THIS IS RENFRO.</i>

1089
01:19:52,020 --> 01:19:54,020
THIS IS H.Q. WHAT IS IT, RENFRO?

1090
01:19:54,089 --> 01:19:56,068
WELL, YOU AIN'T
GONNA BELIEVE THIS,

1091
01:19:56,092 --> 01:20:00,861
BUT THAT HOLLYWOOD FELLA
KIDNAPPED THE SHERIFF BY GUNPOINT.

1092
01:20:00,930 --> 01:20:03,230
WHAT? WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

1093
01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:07,651
<i>WELL, HE TOOK THE CHOPPER AND
HE HEADED NORTH... UH, SOUTH...</i>

1094
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:12,255
WELL, HE'S HEADED TOWARD
THE... THE COUNTY LINE RIGHT NOW.

1095
01:20:12,324 --> 01:20:16,910
<i>I FIGURE HE'S PROBABLY FIGURIN' ON MEETING
UP WITH THAT PARTNER OF HIS IN THE PICKUP.</i>

1096
01:20:18,881 --> 01:20:20,815
THINK HE BELIEVED ME?

1097
01:20:20,883 --> 01:20:26,403
<i>ALL UNITS! ALL UNITS! STOP
WHERE YOU ARE AND TURN AROUND.</i>

1098
01:20:26,471 --> 01:20:28,839
<i>COMMENCE A PURSUIT
NORTH TO THE COUNTY LINE...</i>

1099
01:20:28,908 --> 01:20:32,660
<i>USING ANY MEANS NECESSARY
TO STOP COLT SEAVERS.</i>

1100
01:20:34,864 --> 01:20:36,980
YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR THIS DAY.

1101
01:20:37,049 --> 01:20:40,751
THE DAY I'LL NEVER FORGET IS THE ONE THAT
YOU RAN DOWN A YOUNG BOY ON A BICYCLE,

1102
01:20:40,819 --> 01:20:43,587
<i>LEFT HIM TO DIE.</i>

1103
01:20:51,864 --> 01:20:55,799
- THAT'S COLT'S TRUCK.
- DEPUTY DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING
ABOUT COUNTRY JOE BEIN' IN IT.

1104
01:20:55,868 --> 01:20:58,101
WELL, IF HE ISN'T, THEY'LL
KNOW WHERE HE IS.

1105
01:21:46,034 --> 01:21:49,136
WELL, WELL, WELL.

1106
01:21:49,205 --> 01:21:51,238
I KNEW MY DEPUTIES WERE LOYAL,

1107
01:21:51,307 --> 01:21:54,369
BUT NOW YOU SEE AN AVERAGE
CITIZEN COME FORWARD...

1108
01:21:54,393 --> 01:21:56,977
READY TO AVENGE THE DESPOTISM...

1109
01:21:57,045 --> 01:22:00,630
THAT WOULD ROB THIS COMMUNITY
OF ITS MOST BELOVED LEADER.

1110
01:22:00,699 --> 01:22:03,884
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

1111
01:22:03,952 --> 01:22:06,233
JUST ONE OF YOUR
AVERAGE ADMIRERS.

1112
01:22:27,426 --> 01:22:29,644
ALL RIGHT,

1113
01:22:29,668 --> 01:22:31,845
ALL RIGHT! I'LL
SURRENDER MYSELF!

1114
01:22:31,914 --> 01:22:34,314
I'LL CALL MY DEPUTIES OFF.

1115
01:22:34,383 --> 01:22:37,117
OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU, SHERIFF.
YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

1116
01:22:37,186 --> 01:22:40,537
<i>UNFORTUNATELY, YOUR
DEPUTIES ARE NOT THE PROBLEM.</i>

1117
01:22:54,770 --> 01:22:57,537
LOOK AT THAT FOOL!
HE'S GONNA RAM US!

1118
01:22:57,606 --> 01:23:01,075
<i>HE CAN'T DO THAT. HE'D BE
DEAD RIGHT ALONG WITH US.</i>

1119
01:23:01,143 --> 01:23:03,277
YEAH, WELL, YOU BETTER TELL HIM.

1120
01:23:05,965 --> 01:23:09,583
<i>JUST GIVE ME A HINT.
HOW ARE WE GONNA DIE?</i>

1121
01:23:09,652 --> 01:23:13,603
OH, NOTHING TO IT, SHERIFF. I
DID THIS IN A COMMERCIAL ONCE.

1122
01:23:13,672 --> 01:23:15,439
<i>HANG ON.</i>

1123
01:23:27,619 --> 01:23:31,588
THAT GUY'S NUTS!
HE WOULDN'T DARE.

1124
01:23:36,228 --> 01:23:39,913
GET THAT MANIAC!

1125
01:25:14,126 --> 01:25:16,876
WHAT WAS THAT?

1126
01:26:04,759 --> 01:26:10,613
<i>GENTLEMEN, WE ARE
IN SOME</i> DEEP<i> TROUBLE.</i>

1127
01:26:23,545 --> 01:26:25,479
I SMELL SMOKE!

1128
01:26:25,547 --> 01:26:28,498
YEAH, IT'S JUST THE
FIRE ON OUR TAIL. FIRE?

1129
01:27:16,515 --> 01:27:18,966
WELL, IT'S YOUR MOVE,
SHERIFF. I'M GOING OUT.

1130
01:27:19,034 --> 01:27:22,836
IF YOU DON'T WANNA FOLLOW ME, THESE
TWO STICKS BASICALLY FLY THIS BABY.

1131
01:27:25,457 --> 01:27:28,625
THAT'S MURDER!
I'LL CRASH! I'LL DIE!

1132
01:27:28,693 --> 01:27:31,411
UH-UH. DON'T WORRY.
YOU WON'T HAVE TIME.

1133
01:27:31,480 --> 01:27:34,764
THE EXPLOSION FROM THE FIRE'LL KILL YOU
LONG BEFORE YOU FIGURE OUT HOW TO CRASH.

1134
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:38,034
OH, LORD!

1135
01:27:38,103 --> 01:27:40,687
<i>OPEN YOUR DOOR, GET
READY FOR A QUICK EXIT.</i>

1136
01:28:17,426 --> 01:28:21,194
IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN, COLT,
ARE ALL YOUR CASES LIKE THIS? NO.

1137
01:28:21,263 --> 01:28:23,103
SOMETIMES, IT GETS REAL STICKY.

1138
01:28:23,164 --> 01:28:25,927
KEEP THE PEDAL TO THE METAL,
KID, AND THEY'LL NEVER CATCH US.

1139
01:28:25,951 --> 01:28:30,853
IF I'D KNOWN YOU WAS GOING TO ALL
THIS TROUBLE, I'D HAVE TURNED MYSELF IN.

1140
01:28:30,922 --> 01:28:33,422
WELL, BIG JOHN, THE
WORLD IS FULL OF PEOPLE...

1141
01:28:33,491 --> 01:28:35,670
WHO MIGHT HAVE TURNED
THEMSELVES IN BUT DIDN'T.

1142
01:28:35,694 --> 01:28:38,076
<i>SO YOU REALLY OWE ME
AND THE KID HERE YOUR</i>

1143
01:28:38,100 --> 01:28:40,564
<i>HEARTFELT THANKS FOR
KEEPING YOU FROM HARM.</i>

1144
01:28:40,632 --> 01:28:44,484
- SO SAY "THANK YOU," BIG JOHN.
- YOU'RE REALLY NUTS!

1145
01:28:44,553 --> 01:28:47,537
WELL, LET ME PUT IT ANOTHER WAY.

1146
01:28:47,606 --> 01:28:49,873
EITHER YOU SAY "THANK
YOU" AND BEHAVE YOURSELF,

1147
01:28:49,941 --> 01:28:52,654
OR YOU'RE GONNA RIDE ALL THE
WAY TO CALIFORNIA IN THE BACK.

1148
01:28:52,678 --> 01:28:55,929
COME ON! YOU WOULDN'T.

1149
01:28:58,817 --> 01:29:00,934
YEAH. I THINK YOU WOULD.

1150
01:29:02,404 --> 01:29:04,554
ALL RIGHT.

1151
01:29:05,741 --> 01:29:08,508
I WANNA THANK YOU FOR
KEEPING ME FROM HARM.

1152
01:29:08,577 --> 01:29:11,761
YOU'RE WELCOME, BIG
JOHN. YOU'RE WELCOME.

1153
01:29:33,635 --> 01:29:37,804
IT'S RENFRO. LOOKS
LIKE THEY GOT BIG JOHN.

1154
01:29:37,872 --> 01:29:41,157
<i>I'M AFRAID WE'VE SEEN
THE LAST OF HIM.</i> YOU SURE?

1155
01:29:41,226 --> 01:29:42,859
I'M SURE.

1156
01:29:42,928 --> 01:29:45,028
YEE-HAW!

1157
01:30:35,547 --> 01:30:39,582
ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, GONNA
TAKE A DRY RUN. STAND CLEAR.

1158
01:30:47,742 --> 01:30:49,982
<i>ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE,
LET'S HAVE IT QUIET.</i>

1159
01:30:50,012 --> 01:30:53,562
- <i>THIS IS A TAKE.</i>
- NEW YORK STREET.

1160
01:30:53,631 --> 01:30:57,233
I'M TRYING TO REACH COLT
SEAVERS. IT'S AN EMERGENCY.

1161
01:30:57,302 --> 01:31:00,069
SOAPY, HE'S RIGHT IN
THE MIDDLE OF A SHOT.

1162
01:31:00,138 --> 01:31:03,639
IS THAT SOAPY? I THINK
I'D BETTER HANDLE THIS.

1163
01:31:03,708 --> 01:31:07,010
HELLO? HEY, I SAID QUIET.

1164
01:31:07,078 --> 01:31:09,012
ROLL 'EM! THIS IS HOWIE MUNSON.

1165
01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:12,215
- I WANTED TO SPEAK TO COLT.
- WHAT CAN I DO FOR YA?

1166
01:31:12,283 --> 01:31:16,236
WELL, WHERE IS HE? I NEED
TO TALK TO HIM. IT'S URGENT.

1167
01:31:16,304 --> 01:31:19,922
OH. WELL, HE'LL BE HERE IN A
MINUTE. MAYBE I CAN HELP YOU.

1168
01:31:19,991 --> 01:31:24,093
WELL, TELL HIM THE RIO
BROTHERS WERE SPOTTED IN MAUI.

1169
01:31:24,162 --> 01:31:26,296
LET ME GET THAT
DOWN. JUST A MINUTE.

1170
01:31:26,365 --> 01:31:29,899
THE MAUI BROTHERS
WERE JUST SPOTTED IN RIO.

1171
01:31:29,968 --> 01:31:35,221
NO, NO. THE RIO BROTHERS...
OH! WHERE'S COLT?

1172
01:31:35,290 --> 01:31:38,458
WELL, HE SHOULD BE
DROPPING IN ANY SECOND.

1173
01:32:00,032 --> 01:32:02,710
<i>ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, GREAT. NOW
LET'S GET THE FIRST TEAM IN HERE...</i>

1174
01:32:02,734 --> 01:32:04,801
AND GET A CLOSE-UP
OF THE LEADING LADY.

1175
01:32:04,870 --> 01:32:08,238
- <i>LET'S GO!</i>
- THAT WAS A GREAT STUNT, COLT.

1176
01:32:08,306 --> 01:32:11,641
WELL, ANYTHING
FOR MY LEADING LADY.

1177
01:32:11,710 --> 01:32:13,710
COME HERE.

1178
01:32:15,414 --> 01:32:17,948
- YOU TAKING CARE OF YOURSELF?
- I ALWAYS DO.

1179
01:32:18,016 --> 01:32:21,201
NO, YOU DON'T. I
KNOW YOU, REMEMBER?

1180
01:32:21,269 --> 01:32:24,437
- <i>READY ON THE SET.</i>
- THANK YOU.

1181
01:32:24,506 --> 01:32:27,941
I GUESS I BETTER LET YOU GO.

1182
01:32:28,010 --> 01:32:30,126
YOU BE CAREFUL.

1183
01:32:30,195 --> 01:32:32,579
YOU TOO.

1184
01:32:36,734 --> 01:32:40,219
HEY. YOU STILL HAVE GREAT LEGS.

1185
01:32:43,075 --> 01:32:46,075
COLT, TELEPHONE. IT'S SOAPY.

1186
01:32:47,746 --> 01:32:50,346
YEAH, HI, SOAPY.

1187
01:32:50,415 --> 01:32:52,926
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.

1188
01:32:52,950 --> 01:32:55,752
UH-HUH. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

1189
01:32:55,820 --> 01:32:58,120
THE IDEA OF GOIN' TO
HAWAII SOUNDS REAL GOOD,

1190
01:32:58,189 --> 01:33:01,424
BUT CHASIN' THOSE TWO CRAZY
GUYS AROUND THE ISLAND, I...

1191
01:33:01,493 --> 01:33:04,860
THAT... THAT SOUNDS LIKE
IT'S KIND OF DANGEROUS.

1192
01:34:26,944 --> 01:34:29,945
FALL GUY <i>IS A GLEN
LARSON PRODUCTION.</i>